The Christwire Handbook

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Kensington Publishing Corp., Dec 27, 2011 - Humor - 304 pages
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A national media sensation, takes righteousness beyond the bounds of reason. You can't argue the truth. If God didn't send tornadoes to warn blacks about rap music, who did? If your husband isn't a closet gay, he must secretly be Chinese. Don't send your son to college unless you want to expose him to the dangers of vajazzling. This is no joke, folks. ChristWire is here to save the world from falling into the hands of sanity.

"I'm the anti-ChristWire." --Howard Stern

"It's so good--and people on the Internet are so insane that no one gets it." --Village Voice

"In the world of ChristWire. . .the recent increase of pet-on-pet rape is a pernicious consequence of same-sex marriage." --New York Magazine

"The leading Internet site for ultraconservative Christian news, commentary, and weather reportage." --The New York Times

"ChristWire's genius (or evil) lies in its hypberbolic, worst-case scenario, Christian coverage of everything."

Jack Gould Pastor Jack "Jbox" Gould is a local best-selling author, motivational speaker, and youth pastor extraordinaire at Langley CC, where his stories about the laid-back California life and his relations to Jack-in-the-Box bobbleheads are all the rage. Jack is also one of the top-ten most-feared pro-lifers.

Tyson Bowers III Youth leader Tyson Bowers III proudly practices abstinence and teaches his youth groups the joys of a sexless life. Tyson travels the country giving lectures to students ranging from middle school to college about the dangers of homosexuality and liberals. Tyson is also a champion snowflake paper cutter.

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i laughed until my throat felt like id smoked an entire pack of marlboros in one day. christwires' method of denouncement and objectification springs from a reality shared with youtube's most ignorant participants. rewarding their readers with painful laughter, their holy vocab and persuasive compositions are entertaining and overtly flamboyant.0/5 (but you should buy it for someone anyways, its just one of those things that should exist)  

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This book may be one of the first 'big' works of humor, seriousness and commentary of modern times. I'm going to go out there and say Modest Proposal has not much on it and that it should be a part of every college professor's curriculum to make your students read it, and it should be on the toilet of every frat house, woman's kitchen cupboard and man's desk in the world. I really obviously enjoyed the book and highly recommend it, just very funny stuff and points out some of the biggest ironies in modern society. 5/5 

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JACK GOULD is an LA-based photographer whose work decorated the pages of Pad and appears regularly in the Los Angeles New Times. He lives to shoot, and shoots to live.

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