The Female to English Dictionary

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Magic Lamp Press, 2006 - Family & Relationships - 196 pages
Dr. Shoveen teaches men how to deal with most of the common things that women say. By using this book, a man will learn how to iterpret their words, know the meanings behind them, and manipulate each situation to bring about a more desirable conclusion. Also included are correct answers to the most difficult questions that females ask, plus strategy on how get a pre-nuptial agreement signed. This is the perfect book for any male who is old enough to date, and is a must-read for any guy about to enter into his first serious relationship

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About the author (2006)

Doctor Nick Shoveen, Ph.D. has been offering unsolicited relationship advice to men for many years. Although it has been difficult to verify his entire background, his publisher does know that he claims to have received his Ph.D. from renowned, allegedly one of the San Fernando Valley's foremost online schools. Magic Lamp Press has also learned that prior to his release, the doctor ran a Persian rug concession at a now-defunct Fedco store in Van Nuys, California. The good doctor currently resides in room 37-a of the Old Bangkok General Medicine House, where he quite often recuperates from serious wounds received in violent feminist attacks after his public appearances. Upon his recovery this time, the doctor will continue with his speaking engagements, frequently sponsored by many of the various Gentlemen's Clubs of America, and a hoped-for appearance on the basic cable Man's Show. Watch for him in your town, unless you reside in one of the municipalities that have requested the doctor to never return... and note that his latest books are now available: Meeting Women: A Guide to Approaching and Getting Acquainted with a New Female, The Female-to-English Dictionary: What Women Really Mean, and How to be a Porno Producer

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