The Joy of Six!

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PageFree Publishing, Incorporated, 2002 - Biography & Autobiography - 188 pages
"Years ago, we often heard an idiom 'just hang loose.' I've discovered that, at my age, not only do things "hang loose," but they also wrinkle, ache or dimple. And do you know what happens to a double chin if you lose weight after sixty? It becomes accordion-pleated and looks like a vertical blind supporting your first-born chin. And, as you might have guessed by all of this, I am 'over the hill.' That has great advantages, as I can't see what those darned kids are doing on the other side." Romp through six decades with a lady who raised six kids who happened to all come along before the uproar over the population explosion. When people would look aghast at her for even committing the "large family" crime she would look demure and ask, "Exactly which ones do you suggest I shoot?" Sit down and enjoy this book of inspirational humor-but for heaven's sake, don't let her six kids see you reading it! You will find them wearing huge paper bags over their heads, having their names changed, eyeing bridges to jump off-even moving to other countries! So be gentle, should you meet any of them, for they have very tender hearts.

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