The New Rules for Blondes: Highlights from a Fair-Haired Life

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Harper Collins, Apr 23, 2013 - Humor - 256 pages

Writer, comedienne, and full-time Blonde, Selena Coppock offers up adventures, misadventures, and golden-hued nuggets of wisdom in a laugh-out-loud anthem for those of us who really do have more fun. . . .

The modern blonde is savvy, wise, confident, capable, and not afraid to laugh at herself when the occasion calls for it. She knows who she is and is prepared to subvert all stereotypes (although she's not above wielding her golden tresses to her advantage), and knows how to be both classy and a little brassy.

In the way only a Boston-bred New Yorker who once won "Best Hair" in her high school graduating class could, Coppock doles out tongue-in-cheek advice about avoiding hair disasters, the consequences of dating a man who cares a little too much about his own hair product, and so much more in an outrageous essay collection that will have even the staunchest of raven-haired beauties considering a trip to the nearest salon.

 

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Contents

Dedication
Dont Be Afraid to Run in Heels
Dont Date a Guy or Gal Who Is as HairObsessed as You
Have a Blonde Mentor
Know How to Work the Weave
Dont Try This at Home A Cautionary Tale
Spend Some Time on the Dark Side
Keep It Classy
Be Mindful of the Attention that Blonde Attracts
Beware of Blond Bullies and Date Outside Your Color Group
Expect Blondevs Brunette Tension
FAQs with Selena
Copyright
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About the author (2013)

A natural blonde who is (now) more faithful to her colorist than she has ever been to any boyfriend, Selena Coppock is a standup comedian, storyteller, and writer based in New York City. When not pushing her pro-blonde agenda, Selena can usually be found in a dive bar lamenting the breakup of Guns N' Roses and putting Bob Seger's "Night Moves" on the jukebox. This is her first book.

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