The SpongeBob SquarePants Oracle

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Simon and Schuster, Nov 18, 2003 - Fiction - 288 pages
HOW TO USE THE
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
ORACLE

1. Make sure you're on dry land. This book was not designed to be used underwater. (The pages get all soggy.)
2. Think of a yes/no question you need the answer to. If you already know the answer, there's really no point in asking the book.
3. Pick up the book, concentrating on your question. If you're already holding the book, you can skip this step.
4. Resist the urge to go jellyfishing.
5. Ask your question out loud, unless it's really embarrassing.
6. Rub your fingers along the edges of the book's pages until it feels right to stop.
7. STOP!
8. Open the book to the page you stopped at. Read what it says. That's the anwer to your question.
NOTE: Some pages let you know that the book wasn't quite ready to answer your question. Simply wait a little while (approximately the amount of time it takes to eat a Krabby Patty), then ask your question again, following the instructions above.
ANOTHER NOTE: Some answers are very clear. Some aren't. You may have to interpret the answers just as you interpret a fortune cookie.
ONE LAST NOTE: This book tastes nothing like a fortune cookie, so don't eat it, no matter what Patrick says.
 

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so
i pulled up this book from the 15th page of google after searching "Spongebob". I have to say, the creativity is there but when i asked "am i gay?" for my yes or no question, it said "you wont be
sorry"
the instructions said a yes or no question. im going to need some elaboration.
Also because i pulled this up on my computer, the instructions were unclear and i ended up rubbing the side of my computer. While im sure my laptop thoroughly enjoyed that, it wasnt what i needed.
David, i love you, but this was stressful and i made a fool out of myself.
for the love of spongebob im giving it four stars.
 

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it was good

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Contents

Section 1
5
Section 2
48
Section 3
121
Section 4
211
Section 5
224
Section 6
243
Section 7
290
Copyright

About the author (2003)

David Lewman has written more than sixty-five books starring SpongeBob SquarePants, Jimmy Neutron, the Fairly OddParents, G.I. Joe, the Wild Thornberrys, and other popular characters. He has also written scripts for many acclaimed television shows. David lives in Los Angeles with his wife, Donna, and their dog, Pirkle.

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