The Sweet Potato Queens' Wedding Planner/Divorce Guide

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Potter/Ten Speed/Harmony/Rodale, Dec 6, 2005 - Humor - 304 pages
You are cordially invited to attend...

The Sweet Potato Queens are bona fide experts at planning a marvelous marriage (and ending one—flip this book right on over if you're looking for advice on dumping a deadweight hubby!), so who better to provide this handy wedding planner? And even if you're not planning your own nuptials, surely you have dreamt about your perfect day, regardless of whether you've met Mr. Right yet! In this essential manual, you'll learn:

• How to plan a truly regal wedding

• What to wear (and what not to wear) to your own wedding, or to anyone else's

• How to organize the sassiest games and sauciest entertainment for the occasion

• How to plan and prepare the greasiest, tastiest wedding vittles for your big-ass guests



You are hereby summoned to appear . . .

The Sweet Potato Queens know a thing or two about ending a marriage (and beginning one—flip this book on over if you’re planning on attaching yourself to the ol' ball and chain!), so who better to provide this crucial divorce guide? Besides, whether you’re getting your own personal divorce or not, chances are you’ll be calling Mr. Right Mr. I-Don’t-Think-So sometime in the future! In this practical handbook, you'll learn:

• How to survive even the nastiest divorce while maintaining your queenly composure

• Why it’s appropriate—and necessary!—to throw divorce showers and send out divorce announcements

• Why love is even better the second, third, or fourth time around
 

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User Review  - Auntie-Nanuuq - LibraryThing

Although this is a butt-shakin' hilarious book...the advice is dead right on serious. Many of us would think the advice is a "no-brainer", but in truth it isn't.... One thing that really grabbed my ... Read full review

true to form SPQ heartwarming humor

User Review  - cocoa81 - Overstock.com

I love the SPQ books that I have and this one has been just as fun. Such good homey advice mixed with irreverent humor. Honestly I read it years ago and it saved me from marrying a guy that would have ... Read full review

Contents

PREFACE
TheSweet Potato QueensWedding Planner
1PreWed
2Making a Bride in Just 365 Days
3Choosing the Time and Place
4Big Juju Dresses
5Dressing the Bridesmaids and the Groom
6The Greed Oops Sorry the Gifts
PREFACE
1PreD
2The Moment of Truth
3On Matters Legal and Mannerly
4Dont Be Skeered
5Whos Lying Now?
6Warts B Gone
7Its All in the Name

7Vows Prenups and KissOffs
8Things to Avoid if Possible on Your Wedding Day
9Wedding Receptions
10The Wedding of the Century
11The Newlywed Kit
TheSweet Potato QueensDivorce Guide
CONTENTS
8The Divorce Party
9Delousing the Ring
10Catch and Release
11Time for a Little Something
12Youve Lost That Lovin Feelin
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
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About the author (2005)

Jill Conner Browne is the author of the #1 New York Times bestsellers The Sweet Potato Queens’ Field Guide to Men: Every Man I Love Is Either Married, Gay, or Dead and The Sweet Potato Queens’ Big-Ass Cookbook (and Financial Planner), as well as the national bestsellers The Sweet Potato Queens’ Book of Love and God Save the Sweet Potato Queens. She is Boss Queen of the Sweet Potato Queens of Jackson, Mississippi.

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