The Too-Bad-It's-Your-Birthday Book: Tender Thoughts to Put a Smile on Your Wrinkly Little Face

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Andrews McMeel Publishing, Feb 5, 2013 - Humor - 64 pages
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The Too-Bad-It's-Your-Birthday Book is like the best outrageous birthday cards rolled into one. Illustrated with black-and-white photographs, the book's edgy humor needles everyone who's suffered the slings and arrows of one too many birthdays:
  • Your friends got together to light your birthday candles. Oops, not enough friends.
  • Who's older . . . you or the Earth?
  • Now that you're older, admit it. You watch the Weather Channel.
  • It's now estimated the universe is a trillion years old. That's two years older than you.
Exaggerated sentiments in The Too-Bad-It's-Your-Birthday Book will make the birthday girl roll with laughter-and start plotting her revenge!

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About the author (2013)

James Dale and Ellen Small are the husband-and-wife team who wrote The Two of Us: A Book About Friendship. Dale has written more than a dozen other books and the best-selling greeting card line, the Dales. Ellen Small works at the Park School of Baltimore and is an avid antique collector.

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