The World Is Your Litter Box: A How-To Manual for Cats

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Sterling Publishing Company, Inc., 2008 - Humor - 117 pages
While people will buy this book because it’s so darn cute, smart cats know that it’s chock full of must-know information to make their lives even more pleasant than it already is. That’s because Quasi--a white-furred Tom who’s 18 punchin’ pounds of fabulous feline--reveals special secrets to his fellow couch clawers: how to look irresistibly cute, successfully get food anytime, hide when they don’t feel like coming in, and wake up their peacefully sleeping humans very early in the morning. There’s even a list of great places to...umm "get rid” of those annoying hairballs. That sound you hear? It’s paws applauding!
 

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User Review  - MaryAnn12 - LibraryThing

A cat classic reissued.... Quasi is back with more wit and wisdom for his fellow felines in this expanded version of The World Is Your Litter Box. Smart, meow-out-loud funny and loaded with "cattiude ... Read full review

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Contents

Introduction for cats only
1
How to Look Cute
8
How to Get Your Human to Buy Your Favorite Food
11
How to Get Away with Unacceptable Kitty Behavior
16
Jobs and Responsibilities
22
20 Things Cats Dont Have to Do
27
How to Get the Food You Want When You Want It
29
Humans Questions About Cats
35
How to Annoy Humans Who Are Allergic to Cats
63
How to Deal with Scary Things
67
Trips to the Vet
71
15 Ways to Take Advantage of Your Pet Sitter
75
Holiday Fun and Danger
77
20 Good Places to Hide
89
How to Get Attention When Its Convenient for You
92
Advice to Kittens
97

How to Get Your Human to Sing and Act Like a Complete Idiot
41
20 Good Places to Throw Up
45
How to Wake Your Human Up from Even the Deepest Sleep
48
Acceptable and Unacceptable CoPets
53
Amusing Tricks and Games
55
Quasis Quiz for Cats
104
A Final Few Words Cat to Cat
113
Index
115
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