The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes

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Harvest House Publishers, 1998 - Humor - 191 pages

This dazzling collection of brilliant (and maybe not-so-brilliant) jokes, puns, one-liners, silly stories, and quirky quips will amaze and astound your friends and family. Giggles, guffaws, and groans are guaranteed as you share crazy conversations and hilarious observations—

“Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?”

 

“You’re the laziest fellow I have seen.
Don’t you do anything quickly?”
“Yes, I get tired fast.”

“I haven’t slept for days.”
“How come?”
“I only sleep at night!”

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Contents

Introduction
5
Adam and Eve
7
Airplanes
9
Army and Police
13
Bald
22
Barbers
24
Bible Quiz
26
Boys and Girls
30
Food
91
Getting Older
98
Golf
99
Hot Air
102
Its All in the Family
104
Marriage
116
Medicine
128
Miscellaneous
140

Cannibals
37
Church Preachers and Sunday School
39
Crusty Characters
60
Do You Know?
65
Education
73
Family Frolic
82
Famous Last Words
89
On the Road
169
Pick on Someone Else
173
Potluck
176
Teasers
182
Working
188
Copyright

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About the author (1998)

Dr. Tim Lahaye is a renowned prophecy scholar, minister, and author. His Left BehindŽ series is the bestselling Christian fiction series of all time. He and his wife, Beverly, live in southern California. They have four children and nine grandchildren.

Bob Phillips, Ph.D., is the author of more than eighty books. He is a licensed counselor and the executive director for the Pointman Leadership Institute.

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