The parent's survival handbook
'Why did no one warn me?' cry new parents. 'It's a conspiracy'. Rohan knows why. Because your average Mum and Dad are far too bloody tired to worry about anyone else. Luckily Rohan likes Pro-Plus and strong coffee and he summoned just enough energy, at the end of looking after small tyrants all day, to write this brilliantly pithy, scorchingly funny book on how to survive life with young children. Don't worry, this is a parenting book with a difference-he's on your side. Here's Rohan on Dummies: Damned if you do, damned if you don't On Sleeping Patterns: Yeah right And with a Word of Warning about Bouncy Castles: The smaller the child, the higher they go,
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