They Shoot Canoes, Don't They?

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Macmillan, Sep 15, 1982 - Humor - 240 pages

With tongue pressed firmly in cheek and a gentle but penetrating eye for human foibles, Patrick F. McManus celebrates the hidden pleasures, unappreciated lore, and opportunities for disaster to be found in the recreations of camping, hunting, and fishing in his hilarious collection They Shoot Canoes, Don’t They?

Gathered here for the reader’s edification are such treasures as the true but little known story of the discovery of the efficacy of live bait by Genghis Khan’s chef, an examination of the precarious and perhaps fanatical expertise required for ice fishing, and a consideration of the circumstances that can cause a deer to ride a bicycle.

Among additional topics explored are The Crouch Hop and Other Useful Outdoor Steps, The Sensuous Angler, and Psychic Powers for Outdoorsmen. Included, too, is The Hunter’s Dictionary, an invaluable lexicon that helps the novice sportsman understand such arcane terminology as “Ooooooeee-ah-ah-ah! (If there’s one thing I hate, it’s putting on cold, wet pants in the morning)” and “Baff mast pime ig bead feas mid miff pife! (That’s the last time I try to eat peas in the dark with my hunting knife!)”

The author’s appreciation of outdoor life began in his early boyhood, when he absorbed a wealth of improbable information imparted by the old woodsman Rancid Crabtree, “who bathed only on leap years.” Young McManus also enjoyed special adventures with his ill-remembered sidekick, Retch Sweeney, and another boon companion of days gone by, the loquacious family dog, Strange, whose exploits as a hunter were limited to assaulting stray chickens and on one memorable occasion a skunk.

“McManus here follows up A Fine and Pleasant Misery with a collection of sketches that launches him into the front ranks of outdoor humorists.”—Library Journal

 

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User Review  - glade1 - LibraryThing

As with a lot of collections of essays, this one is a bit irregular. Some of the selections had me laughing out loud and others, meh. But overall, this is a fun collection. The parts about his childhood were the best in my opinion. Read full review

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User Review  - MrsLee - LibraryThing

Having read many of McManus' books, I knew what to expect. Good tongue-in-cheek fun. He did not disappoint, although I find my delight in the hunting and fishing essays has diminished some. If I take ... Read full review

Contents

All You Ever Wanted to Know About Live Bait but Were Afraid to Ask
1
The Green Box
8
Skunk Dog
18
Cold Fish
26
The Rifle
35
They Shoot Canoes Dont They?
43
My First Deer and Welcome to It
54
The Crouch Hop and Other Useful Outdoor Steps
62
The Heartbreak of Astigmatism
118
Sneed
126
The Hunters Dictionary
134
Tenner Shoes
140
Reading Sign
150
Tying My Own
159
Psychic Powers for Outdoorsmen
167
The Fishing Lesson
174

Meanwhile Back at the B Western
70
The Education of a Sportsman
77
The Gift
89
The Sensuous Angler
100
And Now Stay Tuned for The Camp Chef
110
The Hunting Camp
183
If You Dont Mind Ill Do It Myself
191
Useful Outdoor Comments
199
Journal of an Expedition
209
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Patrick F. McManus (1933-2018) is the author of novels, plays, and more than a dozen collections of his humor columns from Outdoor Life and other magazines. There are nearly two million copies of his book in print, including his bestselling The Shoot Canoes, Don't They?; The Night the Bear Ate Goombaw; and A Fine and Pleasant Misery.

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