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Penguin Group Australia, Jun 6, 1994 - Juvenile Fiction - 149 pages
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It's unbearable . . .
The bird's perch is swinging to and fro and hitting me on the nose.
I can see my eye in its little mirror.

Unbearably weird . . .
You have the foulest feet ever.
There are flies for lunch.
A goat swallows your opal.
And you have lived before.

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User Review  - areadingmachine - LibraryThing

Quirky tales for Paul Jennings. These books got me through a few of my awkward years I tell you. Even kids in these stories is the underdog or the want you want to cheer for. There is often twists and ... Read full review

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User Review  - JTran - LibraryThing

Another fantastic and hilarious book written by the Australian author, Paul Jennings. The book contains many little stories combined in one thick fictional novel, each story includes a surprising ... Read full review

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About the author (1994)

Paul Jennings worked as a special-education teacher before becoming a full-time writer. He has been voted 'favourite author' by children in Australia over forty times and has won every children's choice award in Australia. His books, including Undone!, Unreal! and Tongue-Tied! are hugely popular and he has sold more than 6.7 million books worldwide.

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