It's unbearable . . .
The bird's perch is swinging to and fro and hitting me on the nose.
I can see my eye in its little mirror. Unbearably weird . . .
You have the foulest feet ever.
There are flies for lunch.
A goat swallows your opal.
And you have lived before.
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LibraryThing ReviewUser Review - areadingmachine - LibraryThing
Quirky tales for Paul Jennings. These books got me through a few of my awkward years I tell you. Even kids in these stories is the underdog or the want you want to cheer for. There is often twists and ... Read full review
LibraryThing ReviewUser Review - JTran - LibraryThing
Another fantastic and hilarious book written by the Australian author, Paul Jennings. The book contains many little stories combined in one thick fictional novel, each story includes a surprising ... Read full review