Undateable: 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won't Be Dating Or Having Sex

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Villard, 2010 - Humor - 181 pages
SHIRT: SPORTS JERSEY.         
JEANS: EMBELLISHED.
HAIR: OVERLY GELLED.          
STATUS: UNDATEABLE.

 
Did your date show up wearing socks with sandals? Are tighty-whities a deal-breaker for you? Do fanny packs make you want to run for the door? Now, for the very first time, we’re revealing the secret list of things that so many perfectly eligible guys manage to wear, say, or do to make themselves completelyundateable. With an essential rating system that ranges from minor red-flag offenses all the way to the irreversible kiss of death, this hilarious handbook exposes the many common mistakes that can turn an otherwise acceptable man from a “maybe” into a “no way.” From pleated shorts and soul patches to ordering girly drinks and owning more than one cat, the evidence is painfully funny to behold. No more double denim, corporate swag,or exclaiming “Booya!” No more jogging in place at stoplights, and definitely no more “going dutch” on the first date. This book is for every woman who’s ever wondered where to draw the line, and every guy who’s ever asked, “What did I do wrong?”

Here’s what you did.

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User Review  - satyridae - LibraryThing

Snarky and funny and mean. Reading this book is like being in the bleachers with your junior-high school girlfriends, deconstructing every boy that walks by. Some of the offenses are, in fact ... Read full review

Too funny

User Review  - mslizzie - Overstock.com

If you enjoy light reading go for this. I cracked up reading some of the examples to friends. Guys having trouble getting a girlfriend should read this book. Read full review

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About the author (2010)

Ellen Rakieten is currently President of Ellen Rakieten Entertainment. For over twenty- three years, she was a key force in creating, developing, writing, and producing The Oprah Winfrey Show, helping to make it one of the most successful television shows in history. She has also launched and promoted hundreds of bestselling products, books, movies, and careers. Her razorsharp instincts on ¿what sells¿ make her one of the most highly acclaimed and sought- after executive producers in the entertainment industry. Ellen recently partnered with Jerry Seinfeld to create The Marriage Ref for NBC.

Anne Coyle has worked as a senior advertising copywriter; her work in print, radio, and television won high honors in numerous national and international award shows. She is currently president and owner of Anne Coyle Interiors, a nationally acclaimed interior design firm. Her design work appears regularly in many shelter publications, including O at Home, Metropolitan Home, and Elle Deco

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