Undies in a Bunch

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AuthorHouse, Mar 25, 2011 - Humor - 244 pages
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UNDIES IN A BUNCH, is a collection of true-taled short stories and abstract poems. In UNDIES IN A BUNCH, Louise Cazley recounts hilarious, unpleasant, bizarre and positive episodes of her life.

Whether she is asking her mother to purchase her condoms at the youthful age of nine or expressing a fondness for things usually overlooked by most, Louise does not shy away from exposing herself and enlightening readers with her reflective humor.

Louise verbally illustrates her experiences in a fashion that will force you to contemplate, appreciate and at the very least, crack a smile. This timely comedy and romantic layer of stories will keep you intrigued until the very last page.
 

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Contents

I am a Writer
1
Hair Salon Condom
4
The Almost Popular Girl
6
Friday Romance Sunday Nomance
9
Birthday Cake
11
Beggars shouldnt be Choosey
13
A Thief in the Night
15
Visiting Time Expired
18
Introducing the Cabana Boys
175
Locker Room Phone Sex
177
Loose Change
179
Coochie Wiping Habits II
180
Relationship Resignation
181
Nosy Neighbor
182
Suits
186
Spanking the Monkey II
188

French Kissing Junior High
22
Calypso
24
149th 3rd
27
Merry Christmas??
39
Bringing Baibe Home
42
A Cockroach Here a Cockroach There
51
Undies in a Bunch
59
Laundry and Prostitution
61
Only Venting
63
I once had a Friend Named Louise
68
Low Breast Esteem
71
This Ugly Feeling
73
Bellevue Offers Interactive Peep Shows
77
Goosey Gander
80
My City my Love
82
The Night Sun
97
I am a Lover
100
Life Beyond theFinish Line
105
Edward Lover
127
Thirty
143
BLOGETRY
151
Contents
153
Pharmaceutical Toy Store
157
Bellevue does Anal
158
Coochie Wiping Habits
159
Dancing in Leather
160
Dominicans
161
Drunken Valentine Haze
167
Spanking the Monkey
168
A Sonnet for Weezy
170
Have the Password Ready and Your IDs Out
171
Internetfix
173
Thrill of the Chase
191
Welfare
194
The Silver Suit
196
Goodbyes are like Springtime
198
The Two Moons
199
Desire to Inspire
200
Apples
201
I Sleep to See You
202
Confetti in my Veins
203
Crazy is
204
Time by Your Lonesome
205
Dont Look in the Eyes and Tomorrow
206
Little Spirals
207
Hopelessly Devoted
208
Looking at Us
209
My Best
211
The Chase
213
Nothings Sacred
214
Old Habits Die Hard
215
Openended Wound
216
Perfect
217
Precious Pretty
219
Raindrops
220
Salsa
221
Secrets
223
Whirlwinded
225
Breath
226
Sleeping Angry Leaves Me Cranky
227
Signing Off
228
Acknowledgments
230
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