Unfair & Unbalanced: The Lunatic Magniloquence of Henry E. Panky

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Henry E Panky Enterprises, 2004 - Humor - 173 pages
Called by readers "blazingly funny, divinely inspired, breathtaking, sophisticated, original, deranged, a brilliant intellect wasted, and a comedic genius," if one could stew Dave Barry, Hunter Thompson, Al Franken and David Sedaris down into a thick, tasty ragout which might then be served over noodles, that might begin to approximate the unexpectedly hilarious experience of reading Patrick Carlisle. In a thoroughly questionable and highly refutable manner, with wildly fluctuating amounts of insight and sensitivity, Mr. Carlisle examines such irrational topics of modern identity as internet dating, the fanatic right wing, the dark, dangerous appeal of Meg Ryan, the unfathomable motivations behind the comb-over, the mysterious banana test, first love, antidepressants and the heartbreaking challenge of being a Yum! Brands Man. Pessimistic but full of longing, immersed in popular culture but oddly erudite, manic and depressive in turn, deeply and absurdly tangential, profoundly deluded and yet uncomfortably honest, liberal but utterly politically incorrect . most importantly, in the words of one reviewer, Patrick Carlisle is "so horribly, mind-bogglingly funny."

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About the author (2004)

An ordinary guy who writes extraordinary articles," Patrick Carlisle is a balding, middle-aged fellow who studied with the Maharishi, dropped out of the Ivy League, sold books, computers and San Francisco real estate, and now, in the glorious dawn of a new millennium, peddles Chiclets to tourists. He is currently working on his next book, Tuesdays With Henry E. Panky.

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