Unprintable Ozark Folksongs and Folklore: Roll me in your arms, Volume 1

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University of Arkansas Press, 1992 - Music - 582 pages
Roll Me in Your Arms, Volume I includes 180 unexpurgated songs collected by Randolph, with tunes transcribed from the original singers.
 

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….”Captain Kutchie” Never Makes Up Stories But If He Did
It Would Probably Be About As Good As The One That You Are About To
Read Next!…..You Believe That?….
….Add “Captain Kutchie Pelaez” To Make This The All-Time Greatest Film Ever Made!….
…Could. “Clint” Eastwood. Possibly Be Competing With “Captain Kutchie Pelaez” For The Position Of “The World’s Most Interesting Man”...Perhaps?…But Then Again Perhaps He Is Just Waiting For “Kutchie Pelaez and Frankie Valli” To “Make His Day”!…Ha, Go Figure!….
….We Heard A Few Years Back That Megyn Kelly Of Fox News, Really Loved Her Some Of Captain Kutchie’s And Anita Pelaez’s Famous Key Lime Pies! Could That Make Megyn “The Most Interesting Lady In The World?….I Guess “NO” On That One, That One Would Have To Be “The Lovely –Mrs. Anita Pelaez” The Queen Of The Key Lime Pie World!
….I sure hope that this will be a great opportunity for everyone to see some of “Don Rickle’s Scenes” from his productions of his classic hits “The Tales From Kutcharitaville”. You Do know that Don Rickles and Johnny Carson together produced those comedy hits about their friend “Mr. Kutchie Pelaez” and their wild and crazy exploits of Kutchie’s Key West and The World of Key Lime Pies from the perspective of (Johnny Carson, Don Rickles, Kutchie Pelaez and Steve Martins Eyes!) What a Hoot Those Classic Hits Surely Were. Don’t miss them, be sure to tune-in next month. We Laughed Until We Cried Watching Those Funny Movies. “The Tales From Kutcharitaville”, I Think That They May Still Be Available In A Boxed Set. Maybe Try Amazon. Good Luck.
You Know, It’s No Wonder That Everyone Calls “Captain Kutchie Pelaez”..The Most Interesting Man In The World! Did You Know That Kutchie Drinks Those Wonderful Mixed Drinks Named In His Honor Called “Kutcharitas”.?. There A Hell Of A Lot Better Than Any Mexican Beers. And Much Stronger To Boot!
….That Sunken Ship In The News These Days,
….It’s Been Resting Down On The Bottom Of The Sea Since Way Back In 1857, “Mel Fisher” Even Overlooked That One!… “Yankee Jack” and “Micheal McCloud” Now Have Reason To Write Another Song…(Hint-Hint-Hint) “Jack” Listen-Up Here!
….Hell, We Can’t Find A Boeing 777 That’s Been Lost Only A Little Over A Few Months Now! Could It Be Because The Jet Had No Silver and Gold Aboard, Just People?….Go Figure……
….Good Thing That All The ….(“Anita And Kutchie Pelaez’s Key West Key Lime Pie Shops”)..Are All Showing Increasing Pie Sales Throughout All They’re Areas Of Distribution. Consumers Just Never Seem To Reach They’re Fill Of Those “Yummy Key Lime Pies” That The “Peleaz’s Working Partner Team” Continues To Produce. They Have Been Called “Love At First Bite”. Everyone Agrees, That The Loving Couple Have Been Baking They’re Culinary Delectables Over 40-Years Now!….
Isn’t She Wonderful?….”AAAHHHH”, The Magic Of The Gorgeous “Mrs. Anita Pelaez” Well She Is Something Else!…She’s The Real Thing Baby!….
….Who The Hell Does That “Kutchie Pelaez” Think That He Is?….”Frankie Valli” Or Some Big-Shot Like That?
….It’s No Wonder That People Are All Calling Him “The Most Interesting Man In The World”,…Big Girls Don’t Cry…Do They?….
….Don’t Cha Just Love Em!?….We Sure Do!….It is A Well Known Fact That “Captain Kutchie Pelaez” Knows Who Put The Bomp In The Bomp Shoo Bomp Shoo Bomp And The Rama In The Rama Lama Ding Dong!.
....He Even Knows Who Put The Dip In The Dip Da Dip Da Dip!…How Cool Is That?….
….a-good-1-4-u-2-n-joy-ok!..
....”Very Interesting”!….
….”Frankie Valli and Kutchie Pelaez”..Did Make-It As Big As “Frank Sanatra”.
….”Yeah” A Few Wise Guys They Certainly Were “Frankie Valli, Kutchie Pelaez and Joe Pesci”!….Together “The Gang That Couldn’t Shoot Straight”!…..
….Mafiosi Wanna-Bee’s. The Key Lime Pie “Wild Bunch”. They
 

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Contents

Unprintable Folklore?
11
1 PRETTY POLLY
33
1B THE SNORING MAID
34
2 I BLOWED HER WITH MY HORN
40
3 THE BONNY BLACK HARE
42
4 I RECKON YOU KNOW
44
4B HO GREEN
45
4C GREEN GROWS THE HILLO
46
84 THE THREE BUTCHERS
306
85 IM RUINED FOREVER
308
85B SNAPPOO SNAPPETER
309
86 MOLLY OH MOLLY
312
87 YALLER GAL YALLER GAL
313
88 SCHOOL DAYS SCHOOL DAYS
316
89 PEEZYWEEZY
318
90 LIZA ANN
320

4D FORMATIONS OF NATURE
47
5 THE OLD MAN CAME HOME
53
6 BORING FOR OIL
58
7 BLOW THE CANDLE OUT
61
7B BLOW THE CANDLE OUT II
63
8 THE OLD SEA CRAB
66
9 THE NIGHTHAWK
74
9B THE SAILORGIRLS LAMENT
75
9C AN INCH ABOVE YOUR KNEE
76
10 THE SAILOR BOY
81
11 THE BILLYGOAT OF DURBYTOWN
89
12 THE LITTLE BALL OF YARN
97
12B THE LITTLE BALL OF YARN II
98
12C THE LITTLE BALL OF YARN III
99
13 I WENT TO THE DRUG STORE
105
14 I WENT UPSTAIRS
108
15 I WENT TO THE RIVER
110
16 THE JOLLY TINKER
113
17 THERE WAS AN OLD WOMAN
118
18 OLD MOLL ROE
119
19 THE HORNY CREW
121
20 THE AMSTERDAM MAID
124
21 MY TRALALALEE
126
22 THE OLD SPENCER RIFLE
128
23 BABY TAKE YOUR LEG OFF MINE
130
23B TAKE A WHIFF ON ME REBECCA
131
24 I ASK THAT GAL
133
25 BOWOW AND BOWEE
135
26 THE OLD WOMAN PFFFT
136
27 THE ONEEYED RILEY
137
28 MY PRETTY LITTLE MISS
140
29 THE BEAR WENT OVER THE MOUNTAIN
145
30 TWO RUBY RED LIPS
146
31 THE RINGDANGDOO
147
3lB THE RANGATANGTOO
148
32 ALL I NEED
152
33 THE OLD GRAY MARE
154
34 JOHN BRINEY LINN
155
34B BRINZI OFLYNN
156
35 OLD KING COLE
158
36 I AINT SO YOUNG
159
36B WHEN I WAS IN MY PRIME
160
37 TO MARKET TO MARKET
162
37B TOTTINGHAM FAIR
163
38 NELLY WAS A MILKMAID
169
39 FUNKYBUTT
173
39B THE ST LOUIS TICKLER
175
40 THE SCHOOLHOUSE DOOR THIS MORNIN
177
41 PECKERWOOD APECKIN SWEET THING
179
42 I GOT A GAL IN BERRYVILLE
181
43B HEAD O THE HOLLER
184
44 THE ROGUE
187
45 MY FATHER WAS HUNG
191
46 I WISH I WAS A FINGER RING
196
46B I WISH I WAS A FINGER RING II
197
47 THE OLD CHISHOLM TRAIL
199
47B THATLL DO YOUNG MAN
201
48 MOTHER MAY I GO OUT TO SWIM?
206
49 DO YOUR BALLS HANG LOW?
207
50 A SOLDIER RODE
209
51 WHEN I WAS YOUNG
213
52 PETER MURPHYS LITTLE DOG
214
53 DOWN ON THE FARM
216
53B DOWN ON THE FARM II
217
53C THE HANDSOME YOUNG FARMER
219
53D THERES FUN IN THE COUNTRY
222
54 WALTZ ME AROUND AGAIN
227
55 WE ARE THE KAPPAS
229
56B OLD AUNT SIS
231
57 I SAW HER SNATCH
234
57B I SAW HER SNATCH II
235
58 A DARK AND ROLLING EYE
237
59 FASCINATIN LADY
240
60 THE LADY IN RED
243
61 POOR LIL
248
62 THE HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN
250
63 THE RUNAWAY TRAIN
254
64 THE FOGGY DEW
257
64B THE FOGGY DEW II
260
64C EYES LIKE SLOES
264
65 THE TATERS THEY GROW SMALL
265
66 THE INCHES SONG
268
67 DOWN IN THE LEHIGH VALLEY
272
67B DOWN IN THE LEHIGH VALLEY II
273
68 MY FOOT IS IN THE STIRRUP
275
69 JAKE AND JULIE
276
70 THE WINNIPEG WHORE
278
71 THE LONG PEGGIN AWL
280
72 I ASKED MY MOTHER
282
73 COCKYDOODLE ASSHOLE
284
74 BIG JOE CLIPLER
286
75 LEFT ME WITH CHILD
289
76 DRINKIN CORN WHISKEY
290
77 AT THE CROSS
291
78 JACKIE AND MOSSY
293
79 BABY SHIT IN PAPAS HAND
296
80 SHE KEEPS HER BOODY CLEAN
297
81 SHES A GRINDER
298
82 SWEET BETSEY FROM PIKE
300
83 NOTTINGHAM FAIR
302
91 MISS LUCY
321
91B I WISH I WAS IN ALABAM
322
92 I WANT TO BE A FARMER
324
93 BUMBLEBEE COTTON PECKERWOOD CORN
325
94 THE WIDE MISSOURI
329
95 HAUL AWAY JOE
331
95B WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY
332
96 THE REDBIRD AND THE CROW
333
97 I WOULDNT MARRY AN OLD MAN
334
98 WITH THAT OLD THING ASHAKING
336
99 UNCLE BUD UNCLE BUD
340
100 NO USE TO RATTLE THE BLIND
342
101 THE FIDDLERS BITCH
346
102B THE BOWL IS YET TO FILL
348
103 BANG AWAY MY LULU
351
104 MY GAL AINT GOT NO TAIL
356
105 WINGS OF GOLD
357
106 RINKY DINKY DILO
358
107 MAMMY WHAT IS THAT?
361
108 TURN TO YOUR WIVES
363
109 THE GIRLS AROUND HERE
364
110 PENNYROYAL TEA
365
111 OLD AUNT KATE
367
112 SHAGGIN AWAY
369
113 RUB IT UP SHOVE IT UP
371
114 ASHES TO ASHES
373
115 FIRE IN THE WHOREHOUSE
375
116 OF ALL THE BEASTS
376
117 WITH A RAG IN HER ASS
378
117B THE TWIG SO TENDER
381
118 OLD GRANNY BLAIR
383
119 ONE LITTLE NIGGER
385
120 THE OLD CAT
386
121 KISS THAT MANS ASS
387
122 ROLL ME OVER IN THE CLOVER
389
123 LIZZIE BROWN
393
124 BIG FAT GALS IN SANDY LAND
395
125 BLACKEYED SUSAN
397
126 THE HOGEYE MAN
401
127 COTTONEYE JOE
405
128B CRIPPLE CREEK II
407
129 DOWN ON THE PICHELO FARM
409
130 SALLY GOODIN
411
131 POP GOES THE WEASEL
413
132 TURKEY IN THE STRAW
416
132B TURKEY IN THE STRAW II
417
133 HIGHER UP THE CHERRY TREE
422
134 BUFFALO GALS
424
135 THE CROW FUCKED THE BUZZARD
426
136 OLD JOE CLARK
428
137 OLD DAN TUCKER
431
138 THE GIRL I LEFT BEHIND ME
434
139 SUGAR IN MY COFFEE
441
140 THE WILD IRISHMAN
443
141 IN THE WHITEOAK TIMBER
446
142 UNCLE JOE
447
143 DOG SHIT A RYE STRAW
448
144 IDA RED
450
145 SALS GOT A MEATSKIN
452
146 OH LORD GALS
453
147 LITTLE LIZA JANE
455
148 HI RIO RANDYO
459
149 SHAVEEM DRY
461
150 SKINNER ON THE DOCK
466
151 PEGGY HOWATT
468
152 CASEY JONES
471
153 FRANKIE AND JOHNNY
477
154 LYDIA PINKHAM
485
155 THE DOGS CONVENTION
490
156 THE SPANISH PATRILLIO
492
157 CORNBREAD WHEN IM HUNGRY
494
158 A LITTLE PIECE OF WHANG
496
159 I FUCKED SAL
499
160 SHE SPRANG ALOFT
500
160B CHRISTOPHER COLUMBO
502
161 THE BASTARD KING OF ENGLAND
506
162 THE MOUNTAINEERS
510
163 MADEMOISELLE FROM ARMENTIERES
513
164 JINGO JANGJINGO
516
165 CAPTAIN PERKINS TROOPERS
518
165B THE FORESKIN FUSILEERS
520
166 DOWN IN THE VALLEY
523
167 THE HOOCHIEKOOCHIE DANCE
525
168 A LETTER FROM HOME
527
168B MY FAMILY LIFE
529
169 IN THE PRISON CELL I SIT
531
170 THERELL BE A HOT TIME
532
171 UNDER THE GARDEN WALL
535
172 THE KEYHOLE IN THE DOOR
538
173 TICKLE MY TOE
545
174 CHIPPY ON THE ROOFTOP
552
175 JINGLEBERRY TEA
555
176 THIS MORNIN
560
176B WALKING DOWN CANAL STREET
561
111 RED AS A JAYBIRDS ASS
564
178 REDWING
566
179 MY NAME IS JIM TAYLOR
571
180 ROOT HOG OR DIE
576
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