What You Don't Know About Turning 50

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Meadowbrook, Nov 1, 1999 - Humor - 128 pages
A funny 50th birthday quiz
Q: Is 50 too young to be worried about bladder control problems?
A: Depends.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50-year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Here is an outrageous quiz that can ease the pain of turning 50 and provide entertainment for any 50th birthday party. Keep those bifocals handy.

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User Review  - woeman - Overstock.com

Funny for the man who just turned 60 but they dont keep it around ...away it goes with the rest of his stuff. Read full review


User Review  - geesway - Overstock.com

It is extremely on point and humorous. I recommend this as part of the gift for anyone turning the big 50. Read full review


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Aging 31
Fashion 67

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About the author (1999)

P. D. Witte is a rare bird: a lawyer with a sense of humor. He's a freelance writer who lives in San Francisco, California.

Steve Mark is an illustrator from Minneapolis, Minnesota.

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