What the Dogs Have Taught Me: And Other Amazing Things I've Learned

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Random House Publishing Group, Aug 24, 2011 - Pets - 272 pages
Award-winning comedy writer Merrill Markoe, the slightly warped mind behind Stupid Pet Tricks, is an old hand with dogs. She knows who’s boss (they are) and the myriad ways a loving pet can make you feel guilty twenty-four hours a day. This new edition of Merrill Markoe’s classic collection of humorous essays gives readers the choicest selections along with brand-new material.

In these razor-sharp essays, Markoe recounts her dogs’ phone chats with animal communicators, her search for past lives, and her brief stint as a stun gun saleswoman. She describes the workshop that taught her how to launch an Internet porn business and another that gave proper instruction in the esoteric art of becoming a dominatrix.

She shares insight into what it is like to structure your day using only dog rules, how to spot a really horrible restaurant, and what it’s like to have a romantic dinner with Fabio. There’s even a bright side to preparing for the apocalypse: “At last, it is time to forget about fat grams and low cholesterol.” This enchantingly rambunctious and boundlessly enjoyable book gives you Merrill Markoe at her best. You’ll devour it in one sitting (and so may your pet).

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Consistently amusing essays from the original head writer for The David Letterman Show. I must confess I skipped most of the dog-related pieces (which I think make up a little less than half of the ... Read full review

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Sure, there are loads of so-called humor books out there, and some of them are even by women, but this book, which is written by a woman, is truly funny in its descriptions of women, men, Emmy ... Read full review


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Emmy Award-winning writer MERRILL MARKOE has authored three books of humorous essays and the novel It’s My F---ing Birthday, as well as co-authoring with Andy Prieboy the novel The Psycho Ex Game. She has worked as a radio host and a TV correspondent, and has written for television movies and numerous publications. She lives in Los Angeles.

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