When Your Phone Doesn't Ring, It'll be Me

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Atlantic Monthly Press, 1995 - Humor - 181 pages
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In When Your Phone Doesn't Ring, It'll Be Me, which critics say is her best yet, Heimel reveals her secrets - which turn out to be our own. She croons over sweatpants. She finds the secret cause of romantic obsession. She hates Rush Limbaugh. She finds the hilarity in feminism. She shops for a new city for us to live in, away from Bible-thumping homophobes but near some trees. She finds romantic tranquility and gets bored. And her love affair with dogs gets to the point where we may have to perform an intervention.

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Contents

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WHEN THE PHONE DOESNT RING ITLL BE HIM
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HOW TO FIND THE PERFECT MATE
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About the author (1995)

Cynthia Heimel is the author of seven books, including the bestselling "Sex Tips for Girls, " and numerous columns and articles. She lives in Oakland, California, with her boyfriend, his son, and too many dogs.

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