Will Save the Galaxy for FoodA not-quite epic science fiction adventure about a down-on-his luck galactic pilot caught in a cross-galaxy struggle for survival! Space travel just isn't what it used to be. With the invention of Quantum Teleportation, space heroes aren't needed anymore. When one particularly unlucky ex-adventurer masquerades as famous pilot and hate figure Jacques McKeown, he's sucked into an ever-deepening corporate and political intrigue. Between space pirates, adorable deadly creatures, and a missing fortune in royalties, saving the universe was never this difficult! From the creator of Mogworld and Jam! Benjamin Richard "Yahtzee" Croshaw is a British-Australian comedic writer, video game journalist, author, and video game developer. He is perhaps best known for his acerbic video game review series, Zero Punctuation, for The Escapist. |
Contents
Section 1 | 7 |
Section 2 | 13 |
Section 3 | 19 |
Section 4 | 27 |
Section 5 | 41 |
Section 6 | 49 |
Section 7 | 57 |
Section 8 | 67 |
Section 15 | 157 |
Section 16 | 165 |
Section 17 | 177 |
Section 18 | 185 |
Section 19 | 201 |
Section 20 | 215 |
Section 21 | 223 |
Section 22 | 231 |
Section 9 | 73 |
Section 10 | 79 |
Section 11 | 89 |
Section 12 | 105 |
Section 13 | 125 |
Section 14 | 141 |
Section 23 | 237 |
Section 24 | 251 |
Section 25 | 261 |
Section 26 | 273 |
Section 27 | 279 |
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