Yo' Mama Is So...: 892 Insults, Comebacks, Putdowns, and Wisecracks about Yo' Whole Family!
It's everyone's favorite form of insult comedy (as seen on MTV!)—hundreds of crushingly funny one-liners about "yo' mama"—and all yo' other relatives—sure to shut people’s mouths or make them howl with laughter.
Yo' mama is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up.
Yo' mama is so old that when she was young, rainbows were black and white.
Yo' mama is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo' mama is so dumb that when she saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
Yo' mama's so short you can see her feet on her driver’s license.
So dumb, so fat, so ugly, and so old have never been SO FUNNY, thanks to this exhaustive and inventive assortment of laugh-out-loud one-line jokes sure to cause a sensation. Hundreds of quotable and easy-to-remember quips have been gathered here by a comedy master, and the result is a relentless collection of wholesome, all-in-good-fun nastiness for every occasion. Divided into handy categories (in case you happen to need a boatload of fat jokes, skinny jokes, or whatever) Yo' Mama Is So... is an essential addition to the humor shelf of any self-respecting smart aleck.
Hey...what did you call my mama??!!
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ain’t asked bathroom beach born BOY GEORGE brain brother’s so dumb brother’s so fat brother’s so old brother’s so poor brother’s so short brother’s so stupid butt comebacks daddy daddy’s so dumb daddy’s so fat daddy’s so old daddy’s so short daddy’s so stupid daddy’s so ugly DENNIS RODMAN dinner fat she wears GEORGE HARRISON gotta head Insults intentionally left blank JOAN CRAWFORD JOAN RIVERS JOE FRAZIER KEITH RICHARDS Levi’s looks mama mama’s house mama’s so dumb mama’s so fat mama’s so hairy mama’s so nasty mama’s so old mama’s so poor mama’s so skinny mama’s so stupid mama’s so ugly McDonald’s MICHAEL JACKSON mind obnoxious sister’s so fat sister’s so stupid sister’s so ugly someone stupid he thinks stupid she thought stupid she took stupid she tried there’s Thou told turned walks What’s