You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning
From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:
• Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
• How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life
• Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering
• Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?
• Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time
• Airlines serving up one hot mess
• Action figure Jesus
• Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter
• And much more!
Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.
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LibraryThing ReviewUser Review - kittyjay - LibraryThing
This is not a book so much as a collection of columns - which is fine, but it definitely is a bit of a jolt, as the author sort of meanders in and out of subjects at an alarming rate. The other thing ... Read full review
Just Fun!User Review - strawwench - Overstock.com
Celia Rivenbark is just flatout fun to read. Her observations of society and characters she runs across in her everyday life is conveyed with so much wit that you cannot help but laugh out loud. Its a ... Read full review
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