You Know You are Middle-aged When--
A hilarious book of one-liners illuminating how the middle-aged eat, dress, talk, and behave. Includes such priceless quips as, "You know you're middle-aged when you're older than your dentist"; ". . . you schedule sex"; ". . . you can still get down and funky--you just can't get up"; and more.
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