You Might Be a Redneck If ...This Is the Biggest Book You've Ever Read

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Thomas Nelson Publishers, 2004 - Humor - 320 pages

You Might Be A Redneck if…

  • You use a fishing license as a form of I.D.
  • Your screen door has no screen.
  • You've been on TV more than once describing what the tornado sounded like.
  • You have a black eye and a hickey at the same time.
  • You ever waved at traffic form your front porch wearing just your underwear.

Containing more than 2,000 entries with more than 200 illustrations, You Might Be A Redneck if…This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read will be a must-own book for die-hard fans of Jeff Foxworthy. Creatively packaged and attractively priced, this book also features more than 1,500 entries that have never been published in book form.

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Contents

Love Marriage
31
Wheels
55
to 5
141
Partyin
155
Health Hygiene
181
Fashion m
223
The Law
245
The Great Outdoors
269
Copyright

About the author (2004)

Jeffrey Marvin "Jeff" Foxworthy (born September 6, 1958) is an American stand-up and television personality. He is the best-selling comedy recording artist of all time. His first two albums were each certified 3Śmulti-Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has also written several books based on his redneck jokes, as well as an autobiography entitled No Shirt, No Shoes... No Problem! He was born in Atlanta, Georgia, and attended Georgia Tech, but did not graduate. In 1995, he starred in The Jeff Foxworthy Show. He is married and has two daughters.

David Boyd is a cartoonist, the job reserved for opinionated people who can't write but have a better than average ability to doodle. His daft pen and keen wit leave no sacred cow standing as he comments about Jeff Foxworthy's rednecks and their glorious lack of sophistication.

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