Your Face Will Freeze That Way!

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iUniverse, 2005 - Fiction - 148 pages
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"I thought it was brilliant, really brilliant. What a smart boy Tristram is."-Mrs. Hoosier

"I'm really a lot cooler than the book makes me out to be."-Jason Hoosier

"Okay, so Tristram wrote a book. Big deal. Anybody could do that. He thinks he's so big all of a sudden. But I can still kick his ass, and he better never forget it."-Aaron Hoosier

Tristram Hoosier, age 12, gets in a fight at school over a haircut, becomes a vegetarian for a day, sneaks out to watch a midnight movie and builds a fort in the woods-perfectly normal activities for a seventh-grader growing up in Indiana. But he is surrounded by an endless string of tragic and sometimes criminal characters that lend each story a uniquely comic twist.

 

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Contents

Birth of a Hoosier
1
Hold the Pickle Hold the Lettuce
7
Report Card Day
27
The Fat Man
41
Every Good Boy Does Fine
50
Happy Anniversary
55
Ogden Dunes 90210
88
Prussian Blue
95
From Pat On Down
106
Pauls Idea
111
Back Cover
139
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