4 Plays by David LavineSuicide John: John wants to kill himself, but his sweaty, toilet-brush-wielding kidnapper won't let him. Johns [sic] wife, Yetta comes home from shopping to find herself very, very inconvenienced. A love triangle emerges, as do a gun, carrot-scrapper and pantyhose. |
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2W Set 46 long Advil asshole bathroom Bavaria BINGO blam blam Blam blam blam bottles brother cards carrot scraper cause chair CLIFF and KIKI clown cord cream Dammit Damn door doves dressed estrogen everything fake freaking funny gelcaps give goddamn gonna gotta guys hand handcuffed hate dogs HECTOR enters hell HOLLY hostage crisis Jesus JOHN Keek kidnapper King of Bavaria knew Kool laughing lo mein look LOUIS mahjongg mean mouth mustache never nice NINA okay PABLO Pause penny loafers pills pissed play pre-intermarital pretty pulls remember Romeo and Juliet ROSE-MARIE rotator cuff Senek shit sick sits solitaire someone South Jersey spit stuff stupid supposed sure Swan King swig of juice Tayback tell Thebes there's thing toilet scrubber uncooked spaghetti untie wear What's wood chipper wrists hurt Yeah YETTA