YE ASSIDUOUS APPRENTICE. Saw if he pleased his master good, He knew was just the style to suit Said Jack: "I'll brace a bit and give Who knows but what some later day Tim Tenpenny was practical, And marked Jack's steady ways Now Tenpenny, though Cockney born, He spent his "brads" and passage took For free Hammer-i-ca. A job he found and went to work, As years went on, his trade increased, And Jack, a clever elf, Was hired to do the minor jobs, His first-a pantry shelf. He screwed his courage to the point And quoth: "If there's a winning way, And so he did, for Tenpenny Said time and time again: -Erratic Enrique, in N. F. News. Why do Hop Bitters cure so much? Because they give good digestion, rich blood and healthy action of all the organs. ARNOLD, CONSTABLE & CO. CAMEL'S HAIR SHAWLS. No Preparation on earth equals ST. JACOBS OIL as a SAFE, SURE, SIMPLE and CHEAP External Remedy. A trial entails but the comparatively trifling outlay of 50 CENTS, and every one suffering with pain can have cheap and positive proof of its claims. DIRECTIONS IN ELEVEN LANGUAGES. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS IN MEDICINE. EPPS'S COCOA. GRATEFUL-COMFORTING. "By a thorough knowledge of the natural laws which govern che operations of digestion and nutrition, and by a careful applipation of the fine properties of well-selected cocoa, Mr. Epps has wrovided our breakfast-tables with a delicately flavored beverage which may save us many heavy doctors' bills It is by the judicious use of such articles of diet that a constitution may be gradually built up until strong enough to resist every tendency to diHundreds of subtle maladies are floating around us ready to attack whereever there is a weak point. We may escape many sease. a fatal shaft by keeping ourselves well fortified with pure blood Sold only in soldered tins, half and pound, labelled Homœopathic Chemists, London, England. THE LIGHT-RUNNING BROADWAY & 19th STREET NEW HOME ARNOLD, The latest improvement in Sewing Machines, combining extreme simplicity with great strength and durability. Noted for fine workmanship and excellence of production. Send for a set of our new CHROMO CARDS. JOHNSON, CLARK & CO., 30 Union Square, New York; or Orange, Mass. & CO. PACHTMANN & MOELICH, Fancy and Plain Colored Silks. Gold and Silver effects in Satin and Velvet Acker, Merrall & Condit, Park & Tilford, BROADWAY & 19th STREET. And Other First-Class Dealers. Kinney Prov. Celebrated Cigarettes. Importers, Manufacturers and Dealers in Bet. S. 5th Ave. & Wooster St., New York. American Watches, $7. Stem Winders, $12. Solid 14 k. Gold American Stem Winder, $50. Diamond Studs, $10 and upwards. Wedding Rings, $3 and upwards. The largest assortment of Jewelry at lowest prices. Repairing of every description neatly executed. Goods sent C. O. D. to any part of the U. S. Send for Price List. Our new Stylographic Pen (Just patented), having the duplex interchangeable point section, is the very latest improvement. THE STYLOGRAPHIC PEN CO., Room 13, 169 Broadway, New York. Send for circular. Raporal Caporal James Si fomeste Ambassador Malinee Caporal/1⁄2 Sport Veteran A BOY who found a $2,000 check returned it to its owner and received five cents as a reward. We are glad to see that Virtue is in sympathy with the general business boom- it may now be fairly quoted at five cents.- PUCK. There's a misunderstanding about this. The check was given us by a man who hadn't a cent in bank, and was no good. We are out (5) five cents. -Andrews's Am. Queen. THE Boston maiden now talks about the medyayval decorative art on Kerramics.-PUCK. While the girls in New York are chatting over "stunning bonnets" and "that killing fellow at the theatre, whom "you bet is a masher.". Boston Post. Overcoats from 812 upwards. PLUMP girls are said to be going out of fash- Fees of Doctors. The fee of doctors is an item that very many persons are in. terested in just at present. We believe the schedule for visits is $3.00, which would tax a man confined to his bed for a year, and in need of a daily visit, over $1,000 a year for medical attendance alone! And one single bottle of Hop Bitters taken in time would save the $1,000 and all the year's sickness.-Pest. It's as sweet as love, it's as pure as gold, For sixteen years it has stood the test EXPERT OPTICIAN, 41 Union Square, New York. EYES FITTED WITH SUITABLE GLASSES. Consultation, inquiry and correspondence solicited from those whose sight is impaired. FIELD, MARINE, OPERA and TOURISTS GLASSES of superior quality, and a choice assortment of OPTICAL GOODS at moderate prices. Art'ficial Human Eyes. Send for Catalogue. Beware of Wire and Other So-called Magnetic Brushes. They Injure the Scalp and Promote Baldness. Remember that Dr. Scott's is the Only DR. SCOTT'S ELECTRIC HAIR BRUSH. Fac-simile OF BRUSH. A MARVELLOUS SUCCESS!! Made of Pure Bristles, not wires-elegantly Mounted and Carved Back DR. SCOTT'S BRUSH. TAKE NO OTHER See that name is on the box. Mention this Paper. A BEAUTIFUL BRUSH, FORSTEARS. We will send it on trial, postpaid, on receipt of $3. Inclose 10 cents extra for registration, and we guarantee safe delivery into your hands; or will send it by express, C. O. D., at your expense, with privilege of opening and examining. But expressage adds considerably to your cost. Or request your nearest Druggist or Faney Store to obtain one for you, and be sure Dr. Scott's name is on the box As soon as you receive the Brush, if not well satisfied with your bargain, write us, and we will return the money. What can be fairer? The Proprietors of this Publication know Dr. Scott to be respectable and trustworthy, AGENTS WANTED IN EVERY TOWN. LIBERAL DISCOUNT TO THE TRADE. "WHAT'S the news?" asked Jones of Fogg, who had been poring over the newspaper for half an hour. "News!" exclaimed Fogg; "lots of it. A dozen or two miraculous cures by Abraham's Oil, a few testimonials for Jump Bitters, Pilgarlic's Persistent Pills, and Uncas's Aboriginal Cureall. Then there are thrilling accounts of seventeen different kinds of pads for as many parts of the body, together with a miscellaneous assortment of absorbents, specifics, detergents, anti-scorbutics, reliefs, renovators and renewers. Oh, yes, lots of news, paper running over with news. "-Boston Tran LYON'S FINE SILK UMBRELLAS AND WALKING STICKS. script. THE LADIES' RIDING AND WALKING HATS. ORGUINETTE THE WILSON PATENT WITH THIRTY CHANGES OF POSITIONS. Parlor, Library, Invalid Chair, Child's Crib, Bed or Lounge, combining beauty, lightness, strength, simplicity and comfort. Everything to an exact science. Orders by mail promptly attended to. Goods shipped to any address, C. O. D. Send for Illustrated Circulars. Quote PUCK. Address the WILSON ADJUSTABLE CHAIR MANUF'G CO., 661 Broadway, N. Y. JOSEPH GILLOTT'S SOLD BY ALL DEALERS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD, [Ypsilanti (Mich.) Commercial.] Our representative lately learned the following from Mr. Carl Siegmund, cor. Congress and Washington Sts.: My daughter suffered from rheumatism to such an extent that it crippled her, rendering her unable to walk at all. We consulted many physicians and used all kinds of medicines, but in vain. At last St. Jacobs Oil effected the happiest results. It cured my daughter. LYONS' UMBRELLAS are stamped "Lyon, Maker," and are only for sale by first-class 909 BROADWAY, near 20th St. dealers. THOS. BAILEY Plumber and Practical Sanitary Engineer, 10th Avenue, cor. 151st St., N. Y. MCCANN'S HATS $2.90 FOR A $5.00 SILK HAT. 218 BOWERY. DENTAL OFFICE OF Philippine Dieffenbach-Truchsess. 162 W. 23rd St., bet. 6th & 7th Aves.. N. Y. "MAKE NO MISTAKE!" This Advertisement will not appear again; don't cut it out; keep it and see that the Premiums are all we claim for them. mention where you saw this Advertisement. Please Popular Nos.: 14, 048, 130, 333, 161. THE ESTERBROOK STEEL PEN CO., JAMOODS SUPERSEDED BY THE Diamante Brillants must not be confounded with the Frenen paste and glass imitations, mounted in cheap gilt or plated settings, with which the country is flooded under the various fancy names given to so-called "imitation diamonds." Diamante Brilliants were exhibited side by side with real diamonds of great value at the Paris Exhibition and were awarded a Prize Medal, and the highest recompense awarded to imitations. They attracted universal admiration, and immediately took the place of, and were intermixed with, costly diamond ornaments, and are now worn at the Court balls and upon all occasions among the best society in London, Paris, and all the capitals of Europe. Diamante Brilliants can be worn at all times, in daylight or gaslight, with perfect confidence and absolute security, as they possess all the brilliancy and penetrating lustre peculiar to real diamonds, and are the ONLY PERFECT SUBSTITUTE FOR DIAMONDS OF THE FIRST WATER. By their purity and brilliancy they bear comparison with old mine diamonds, and resemble them so closely that detection is almost impossible. They are superior in every respect to real diamonds of inferior quality. The investigations, experiments, and labor of two generations have been expended in bringing these remarkable jewels to their present state of perfection. They are produced chemically by a secret process, known only to the inventors, and they possess all the rare beauty of the gems they counterfeit. PRESS OPINIONS OF DIAMANTE BRILLIANTS: "Their lustre and brilliancy elicit universal admiratio n."-Court Journal."Products of perfect purity."-Journal Society of the Arts."Certainly far nearer in resemblance to real diamonds than anything we have seen."-The Mechanic.-"A great achievement."Land and Water."The refractive power is equal to real diamonds of the purest water."-World of Science. "They successfully fulfil all the purposes for which real diamonds (even of the first quality) are utilized."-London Times."Ladies who can afford to wear the real gem will henceforth reserve them for indoors, for since the advent of Diamante Brilliants' things are no longer what they seem."-Boston Saturday Evening Gazette. The reputation of Diamante Brilliants is permanently established abroad, and we take great pleasure in bringing them prominently to the notice of Americans. To do so properly requires some nerve and a liberal outlay of capital. These magnificent stones are imported especially for us, and are set in SOLID GOLD, made in Philadelphia to our order, by one of the largest firms engaged in the manufacture of pure gold jewelry in this country. All the stones are set by professional diamond-setters, and as much skill bestowed upon them as with the precious stones. For the purpose of simplifying our business we use but three sizes of the New Diamonds. The Ring, warranted solld gold, one-half karat stone. The Earrings, warranted solld gold, each 1 karat stone. The Stud, warranted solid gold, 2 karat stone. The illustrations give an accurate outline of the style and setting, but no illustration or description can give an idea of their rare beauty. THEY MUST BE SEEN TO BE APPRECIATED. A RING, same style and quality of setting, but with an inferior stone, has never been sold for less than $4.00. We can safely say the same of the STUD; and EARRINGs, of inferior quality and style, have never been sold for less than $6.00. In London, to-day, Diamante Brilliants, same size stone and quality of settings, are selling for three to four times the prices named above, and we believe them well worth $5 each. SO MUCH FOR THEIR VALUE, AS WE WANT THIS CLEARLY UNDERSTOOD. "What! all this trouble and expense about a Premium for your paper?" Yes, indeed! We can't select a Premium that will please every body in a day, or a year, perhaps, yet we have expended so much time, thought, and labor on these-we are having the settings made, and the mounting under our own roof almost-we feel emphatically they will make every recipient happy. We are ambitious to give THE POST the largest circle of readers of any weekly on the Continent, and we propose to work for it, spend money for it, and use every honorable means to attain our object. THE POST is not an experiment; it is the oldest literary and family paper in America-now in its sixtieth year- and our Superb Diamond Premium offers deserve more attention than the many tempting promises of irresponsible parties. THE POST is a large, sixteen-page weekly, and aims to interest every member of the home circle. At $2 a year it is the cheapest paper in existence to-day. THIS IS NOT A CHEAP JEWELRY ADVERTISEMENT. We don't sell Diamante Brilliants; we Give them away to Subscribers, and to Club Raisers for, The Post. TERMS:-The Post, one year, and your choice of the Premiums, as a sample, to any address in the United States on receipt of $2 and nineteen 3-cent stamps prior to April 80, 1881. A club of two subscribers to The Post, one year, accompanied by 84, entitles the sender to either the Ring, Stud, or Earrings, Free. A club of three, one year, and 86, entitles the Bender to any two of the three premiums, free. A club of four, one year, and 8, entitles the sender to the Ring, Stud, and Earrings, free; or, for 4, we will extend your subscription two years, and send either Ring, Stud, or Earrings as a premium, free. For $6, will extend subscription three years, and forward any two of the articles as a premium. For 88, will extend subscription four years, and send all three premiums, free. All premiums sent by registered mail. Postage on paper and premiums prepaid in every ease. NOTE.-If the premiums are not as represented in every particular, return them at once, and we will return your money promptly. THE POST has never missed an issue, and as to our reliability we refer to any bank, express office, or reputable business house in Philadelphia. All premiums will be withdrawn May 1st, 1881.-Size of finger can be ob tained by cutting a hole the proper size in a piece of cardboard.- Remittances may be made by P. O. Money Order, Registered Letter, or Bank Draft.-Specimen copy of THE POST to any address on receipt of a three-cent stamp. Address, THE SATURDAY EVENING POST, 726 Sansom Street, Philadelphia, Pa. FASHION NOTES FROM IOWA. A novelty in neck lingerie for gentlemen is made of hemp of manilla, and is so worn as to close up pretty snug when the gentleman steps through the trap. It is much affected in Nevada and New Mexico. The engagement of Johnny Snebbly and and Miss Lebechiu will be announced as soon as Mr. Snebbly has got a lift in his salary to $11 a week. Mrs. Isinglass held a brilliant reception in the back parlor of her fashionable hotel on Saturday evening last. She receives $5.65 a piece from all her regular boarders except young Mr. Extra Dry Champagne. Fasboy, who paid her 60 cents and a silver Owing to the foreign demand for California Wines, caused by Watch, and stood her off till next Saturday failure of Vintage in Europe, which is creating constantly an increase in price of same, we will be compelled to raise the price of "THE AMERICA" Champagne, due notice of which will be given. A. WERNER & CO. 1776 Continental CHAMPAGNE FBASH & CO. for the rest of it. Miss Diffenbach, the accomplished and beautiful cantatrice of West Hill, slapped her old mother over the head with the dish-rag last FRASH & CO. Tuesday evening, because the old lady wouldn't let her go down and sing in a Dutch chorus at the masquerade in Bogus Hollow. Miss DiffenCHAMPAGNE, bach has the true temper of a lycic artist, and 10 Barclay St., New York. Champagne Pavillion at Coney Island, opposite New Iron Pier and adjoining West Brighton Beach Hotel. Also Cal. Hock, Claret, Angelica, Sherry and Brandy. HERRMANN SCHANZLIN, our city will yet be proud of her. Miss Birdie MacWhelter fell up against the side of the skating rink the other night, and blacked one of her eyes and knocked the other clear out. The one she knocked out was a glass one. It was gallantly rescued by Mr. Percival Claude O'Halligan, who unfortunately stepped on it before he picked it up. Insured in the Glen Eyerie Mutual by George Duncan. Burlington Hawkeye. Hawley C Wholesale Agents for the sale of this Brand in, Atlanta, Ga., Beerman & Kuhrt. Chicago, Ills., Thorwart & Roehling. Memphis, Tenn., Rice & Yost. Omaha, Neb., Meyer & Raapke. ster & Co. Sacramento, Cal., Lindley & Co. Savannah, Ga., M. Ferst & Co. St. Joseph, Mo., Meyer & Meyers. BEWARE OF COUNTERFEITS! Angostura Bitters. An excellent appetizing tonic, of exquisit flavor, now used over the whole world, cures Dyspepsia, Diarrhea, Fever and Ague, and all disorders of the Digestive Organs. A few drops impart a delicious flavor to a glass of champagne. Try it, but beware of counterfeits. Ask your grocer or druggist for the genuine article, manufactured by Dr. J. G. E. SIEGERT & SONS. Angostura Bitters. Dr. J. G. B. SIEGERT & SONS, J. W. HANCOX, ANGOSTURA HITTERS 51 BROADWAY, NEW YORK. Anheuser-Busch Brewing-Assoc'n. JULES MUMM CHAMPAGNES "UNEXCELLED IN FLAVOR AND BODY." The genuine Jules Mumm has a black necklabel bearing the in which received First Prize and Gold Medal at Munich 1879, and at Sidney, Australia, May 1880, as the most wholesome and most palatable table water for daily use. L. SOMBORN & CO., 12 VESEY STREET. NEW YORK MANHATTAN BREWERY. 942-944 Ninth Avenue. BOTTLING DEPARTMENT, 946 Ninth Avenue, New York. MICHAEL GROH, DOUBLE BEER competes with the best of Imported Brands. BREWERY, NEWLY BUILT, WITH ALL THE MODERN IMPROVE. Cor. 128th St. and 10th Ave., N. Y. Schmitt & Koehne, Central Park Brewery and BOTTLING COMPANY. Brewery, Bottling Department and The finest Beer for family use. The best Shipping Beer in bottles, warranted to keep in any climate for months and years. M. METZ, STEAM PAMPHLET & BOOK BINDER, No. 51 BEEKMAN STREET. No. 194 FIFTH AVENUE, Under Fifth Ave. Hotel. No. 212 BROADWAY, Corner Fulton Street. STYLES ARE CORRECT!! KNOX, THE HATTER'S WORLD RENOWNED ENGLISH HATS, "Martin's" Umbrellas. "DENTS" GLOVES. Foreign Novelties. QUALITY-THE BEST!! Agents for the sale of these remarkable HATS can be found in every city in the U. S. New Baxter Patent Portable Steam Engine. Do you know if many important changes have These engines are admirably adapted to all kinds of light power for driving printing presses, pumping water, sawing wood, grinding coffee, ginning cotton, and all kinds of agricultural and mechanical purposes. Send for descriptive circular. Address J. C. TODD, Paterson, N. J., or 10 Barclay St., New York HAMANN & KOCH. AMERICAN AND SWISS WATCHES. A FINE ASSORTMENT OF FRENCH CLOCKS. ALL KINDS OF FINE JEWELRY AND been made?" "A good many, I believe." "Then there is no mistake about Ananias being struck dead for lying?" "No, I believe not." "Well, if I was you I would find out about it;" and he strolled out as unconcernedly as you please.--Galveston News. [Pittsburgh Commercial Gazette.] The Rt. Rev. Bishop Gilmour, Cleveland, Ohio; Chas. S. Strickland, Esq., 9 Boylston Street, Boston, Mass.; Captain Paul Boyton, the World Renowned Swimmer; Prof. C. O. Duplessis, Manager Chicago Gymnasium, Chicago, Ill.; Wm. H. Wareing, Esq., Ass't General Superintendent New York Post Office; Hon. Thomas L. James, Postmaster, New York; Stacey Hill, Esq., Mt. DIAMONDS. Auburn Inclined Plane Railroad, Cincinnati, Ohio, are No. 5 Maiden Lane. among the myriads who have experienced the beneficial effects of that most remarkable remedy, St. Jacobs Oil, and who have testified to its efficacy in unqualified terms. CURES Headache, &c., &c. Biliousness, Constipation, PACKED IN BRONZED TIN BOXES THE BEST PREPARATION IN THE WORLD. PRICE 25 CENTS. LARGE BOXES 60 CENTS. Sold by all first-class druggists. Beware of Counterfeits and Imitations! BOKER'S BITTERS. The best Stomach Bitters known, containing most valuable medicinal properties in all cases of Bowel complaints; a sure specific against Dyspepsia, Fever and Ague, &c. A fine cordial in itself, if taken pure. It is also most excellent for mixing with other cordials, wines, &c. Comparatively the cheapest Bitters in existence. L. FUNKE, Jr., Sole Agent, P. O. Box 1029, 78 John St., N. Y. KIDNEY WORT THE ONLY MEDICINE That Acts at the Same Time on The Liver, the Bowels, and the Kidneys. These great organs are the natural cleansers of the system. If they work well, health will be perfect; if they become clogged dreadful diseases are sure to follow with TERRIBLE SUFFERING. Biliousness, Headache, Dyspepsia, Jaundice, Constipation, Piles, Kidney Complaints, Gravel, Diabetes, Rheumatic Pains or Aches. are developed because the blood is poisoned with the humors that should be expelled naturally. KIDNEY-WORT WILL RESTORE the healthy action and all these destroying evils will be banished; neglect them and you will live but to suffer. Thousands have been cured. Try it and you will add one more to the number. Take it and health will once more gladden your heart. Why suffer longer from the torment of amaching back 1 Why bear such distress from Constipation and Pilesa KIDNEY-WORT will cure you. Try a package-at once and be satisfied. It is put up in Dry Vegetable Form, in Tin Cans one package of which makes six quarts of medicine. Also in Liquid Form, very Concentrated for those who cannot readily prepare it. It acts with equal efficiency in either form. YOUR DRUGGIST HAS IT. PRICE $1.00. WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO., Prop's, (Will send the dry post-paid.) BURLINGTON, VT. NO MORE RHEUMATISM Gout or Gravel. Schlumberger s harmless Salicylates (their purity being controlled as enforced by French laws, by the Paris Board of Pharmacy) relieve at once, cure within four days. Box $1.00, postage free, has red seal trade mark and signature of agent Beware of London Counterfeits and home-made imitations. Send stamp for pamphlet. L. PARIS, Gen. Agent for the United States. 102 West 14th Street. Thousands of references. ES-SE-EM-SEE The New and Reliable Style of AMERICAN STAR' SOFT CAPSULES ASK FOR S-C-M-C-Retailed by all Druggists. Note Tin Box, Blue Wrapper, with Star Monogram. TAPE WORM. INFALLIBLY CURED with two spoons of medicine in two or three hours. For particulars address with stamp to H. EICKHORN, No. 4 St. Marks Place, New York. |
