You Made This Drink, You Drink ItLet's face it, planning a wedding for any mother and daughter is no day at the spa. But does one crazy, "ready-for-rehab" mother plus one headstrong, "tell-it-like-it-is" daughter equal disaster in the dysfunction equation? Lexxie Parker is a professional dancer who has struggled to swim upstream of her family's dirty little alcoholic secret for her entire life. Barely making it to the end of her twenties with her sanity and humorsomewhat intact, she's now faced with the ultimate challenge: Planning the wedding of her dreams with the Queen of Lunacy--her mother. Strap on your seatbelt for a ride to remember, and see if Lexxie's walk down the aisle is paved with hot pink chiffon or spilled vodka and tonics, in this entertaining yet poignant slice of life, that is sure to make you gasp and giggle. |
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... I've always named my cars. My first car in high school was a European Peugeot, Polly. Then it was Betty, the brown Bronco II that carried me through college. Naming my cars gives me a more personal relationship with them. These cars ...
... I've always named my cars. My first car in high school was a European Peugeot, Polly. Then it was Betty, the brown Bronco II that carried me through college. Naming my cars gives me a more personal relationship with them. These cars ...
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... I've said, “dancer.”) I'm probably ruining their greasy pole visual when I explain that I'm a classically trained ballet dancer. I know their only comfort in understanding my profession is that I can do the splits. But let me be honest ...
... I've said, “dancer.”) I'm probably ruining their greasy pole visual when I explain that I'm a classically trained ballet dancer. I know their only comfort in understanding my profession is that I can do the splits. But let me be honest ...
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... I've worked my ass off for 23 years to have this—so it's about time that I get to have some serious, eye-watering, side-splitting, fucking fun—and get paid for it, thank you very much. After all, the average retiring age for a female ...
... I've worked my ass off for 23 years to have this—so it's about time that I get to have some serious, eye-watering, side-splitting, fucking fun—and get paid for it, thank you very much. After all, the average retiring age for a female ...
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... I've always wanted to play the role of a taunting seductress, and let you believe that I stole Brent away from his wife—yeah, their marriage was over way before I even came into the picture. Everyone thought that Brent would propose ...
... I've always wanted to play the role of a taunting seductress, and let you believe that I stole Brent away from his wife—yeah, their marriage was over way before I even came into the picture. Everyone thought that Brent would propose ...
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... I've always tried to control everything that happens to me instead of taking my own advice, “Everything happens at the perfect time.” I didn't come out from under the covers for “thlee” days as I was instructed, and when I did, I was ...
... I've always tried to control everything that happens to me instead of taking my own advice, “Everything happens at the perfect time.” I didn't come out from under the covers for “thlee” days as I was instructed, and when I did, I was ...
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