Pregnancy Sucks For Men: What to Do When Your Miracle Makes You BOTH Miserable

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Adams Media, Oct 7, 2004 - Family & Relationships - 272 pages
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In Pregnancy Sucks for Men, the author and her husband, Jeff, tell it like it is and show men how they can help out without doing the chore wrong; understand and cope with their wives' emotional rollercoaster rides; and duck for cover when the mood swings are aimed at their heads. Prescriptive and hilarious, Pregnancy Sucks for Men enables the father-to-be to: Avoid getting puked on - now that his wife has a superhuman sense of smell; Offer and prepare the right foods when the woman of his dreams turns into a frightening hungry beast; Woo his wife into bed with romance, good timing, and by getting the housework done. Arranged in a convenient, month-by-month format and broken up by guy-on-the-street quotes, Pregnancy Sucks for Men is the one pregnancy book a man will proudly read for himself.
 

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Fantastic book

User Review  - Schatzi - Borders

After three renews from the library we finally went out and bought our own copy. In the very begining it wasn't intimidating for my husband and once the humor pulled him in he learned so much! I'm ... Read full review

Pregnancy Sucks for Men: What to Do When Your Miracle Makes You BOTH Miserable

User Review  - Not Available - Book Verdict

Kimes follows up her Pregnancy Sucks with this collaboration with husband Jeff, written in the voice of one who does not "have a uterus." Although this reviewer regrets that the verb tosuck has ... Read full review

Contents

How to Make Love to a Cup
5
The First Month
13
Sex in the First Trimester
20
How to Live with a Woman with Mood Swings
24
How to Live with a Woman with Morning Sickness
37
How to Be a Domestic God
51
Be Afraid Be Very Afraid
64
Practice Practice Practice
78
What Goodies Await You This Month
122
How Much Does It Cost to Raise a Baby?
128
Oh Her Achin Back
134
The Seventh Month
141
Sex in the Third Trimester
146
They Grow Up So Fast Especially in Utero
160
Brainless
173
Handy Man
186

How to Travel with a Pregnant Woman
89
The Difference Between Boys and Girls
97
My Wife Just Doesnt Understand Me
103
What to Expect When Shes Expanding
109
How to Make a Will
116
Thar She Blows
197
Home Sweet Hell
211
Tips on Travel
224
Index
247
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