The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead

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Crown/Archetype, Sep 23, 2003 - Humor - 240 pages
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From the author of the #1 New York Times bestseller, World War ZThe Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.


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Sensible, practical advice. - Goodreads
The premise is absurd and hilarious. - Goodreads
Fun and Educational! - Goodreads
a compendium of zombie survival tips annd tricks. - Goodreads
Comical and easy to read. - Goodreads
It's the crude artwork that makes this book. - Goodreads

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I might have found this interesting if I'd read it after reading Brooks' wonderful World War Z, but I couldn't even get through it. I thought it would be funny, but what I saw seemed generally ... Read full review

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Contents

For Mom and
11
WEAPONS AND COMBAT TECHNIQUES
28
Other Weapons
54
Plate Mail Chain Mail The Shark Suit
62
GENERAL RULES
86
ON THE RUN 4
94
Terrain Types
109
Forest TemperateTropical Plains Fields
117
A D Edo Japan
198
A l The Southern Atlantic
200
A D Castries St Lucia the Caribbean
201
I807 A D Paris France
202
A D Southern Africa
203
A East Africa
205
A D Owl Creek Mountains Wyoming
206
I852 All Chiapas Mexico I867 A D The Indian Ocean
207

ON THE ATTACK
124
Strategies
138
LIVING IN AN UNDEAD ORLD
154
RECORDED ATTACKS
182
I073 A D Jerusalem
191
I253 A D Fiskurhofn Greenland
192
A D China
193
A D Oaxaca Mexico
194
A D South America
195
A D Siberia
196
I587 A D Roanoke Island North Carolina
197
I882 A D Piedmont Oregon
208
I888 A l Hayward Washington 1893 A D Fort Louis Philippe French North Africa
211
A D Lu Shan Formosa
213
I905 A D Tabora Tanganyika German East Africa l9ll A D Vitre Louisiana
215
A D Paramaribo Surinam
216
A D Colombo Ceylon
218
A D The Central Pacific
219
194245 A D Harbin Japanese Puppet State of Manchukuo Manchuria
220
Outbreak Journal
249
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About the author (2003)

MAX BROOKS, "the Studs Terkel of zombie journalism," is also the author of the #1 New York Times bestseller, World War Z and The Zombie Survival Guide: Recorded Attacks.




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