You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning
From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:
• Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
• How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life
• Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering
• Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?
• Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time
• Airlines serving up one hot mess
• Action figure Jesus
• Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter
• And much more!
Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.
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Review: You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the MorningUser Review - Hanna Smith - Goodreads
This book is hilarious and Celia does not disappoint. "Running can kill you. Pass the croissants." She jokes about southern life along with everything else and makes light of tough situations. I would ... Read full review
Review: You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the MorningUser Review - Wendy Williams - Goodreads
Once again, Celia has managed to make me laugh out loud while reading one of her books! She reminds me of Laurie Notaro with a southern twang. (and that says ALOT about Celia since Notaro is second to ... Read full review
2 Poseable Jesus Meets Poser Ken
3 Lets Go See Gobbler Up at the Funeral Home
Dreams 1 Snot 0
5 Miss North Carolina Is Too Nice to Hate
6 My Manservant Can Kick Your Ass
7 Playing the Bingo with ACissy and ABobby
8 Airlines Serving Up One Hot Mess
16 I Want to be a Margo but Im Really a Shanaenae
17 It Is What It ing Is
18 Lessons Taught Here
19 The Wrestler and the Fan
20 No TV? Ill Put My Carbon Footprint Up Your Behind
Shaggin with the Sorta Stars
22 Get Yer Wassail On Its Carolin Time
23 Sex Every Night for a Year? How Do You Wrap That?
9 Gladys Kravitz Wouldve Loved Her Some Facebook
10 Gwyneth Paltrow Wants to Improve Your Pathetic Life
11 Jon Kate Plus 8 Better Without the Kids
12 Clay Aiken Aint Marrying Your Glandular Daughter
13 What? Your Preacher Doesnt Stand on a Bucket?
14 Chances of Getting in the Hall of Fame? Very Rare
15 When Celia Met Sally A Convertible Love Story
24 Japanese Moms Meet Most Honorable Uncrustables
25 Strapped for Cash? Try Cat Whisperin
26 Mamas Dont Let Your Sons Grow Up to Be Cheaters
The Future Is Bloody Well DecidedOr Is It?