Your Religion Is FalseThe funniest book ever written about why your religion is false!Whether you're a Christian or a Jew, a Muslim or a Hindu, a Rasta or a Jain, an Environmentalist or a Cheondoist, a Scientologist or a Giant Stone Head Worshipper, your religion is false.But don't feel bad -- so is everyone else's! When you want to know what not to believe, this is the only book you need.In addition, you'll learn* Why "god" doesn't exist* Why there's no such thing as a "soul"* How to find "meaning" in a religion-less world* Which of your religious heroes are pedophiles* Why "religious tolerance" is a terrible ideaAnd, as a bonus, the greatest religious joke ever told. You can't afford not to read this book! |
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User Review - Devil_llama - LibraryThingIf you are looking for arguments in this book to counter the claims of religion, don't bother. Look at it as a book of humor taking a swipe at religious pretensions. In that sense it works - some of ... Read full review
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User Review - Hansieslim - LibraryThingA toungue in cheek and irreverent, yet surprisingly comprehensive and useful analisys of religious follies. It even addresses such recent developments as Pastafarianism (followers of the Flying ... Read full review
Contents
III | 2 |
IV | 4 |
V | 7 |
VI | 8 |
VII | 10 |
VIII | 12 |
IX | 13 |
X | 19 |
LV | 137 |
LVI | 139 |
LVII | 141 |
LVIII | 143 |
LIX | 145 |
LX | 147 |
LXI | 148 |
LXII | 151 |
XI | 21 |
XII | 24 |
XIII | 26 |
XIV | 27 |
XV | 30 |
XVI | 32 |
XVII | 36 |
XVIII | 38 |
XIX | 39 |
XX | 42 |
XXI | 48 |
XXII | 51 |
XXIII | 53 |
XXIV | 56 |
XXV | 58 |
XXVI | 60 |
XXVII | 62 |
XXVIII | 63 |
XXIX | 65 |
XXX | 66 |
XXXI | 73 |
XXXII | 75 |
XXXIII | 77 |
XXXIV | 79 |
XXXV | 81 |
XXXVI | 82 |
XXXVII | 83 |
XXXVIII | 89 |
XXXIX | 94 |
XL | 101 |
XLI | 103 |
XLII | 106 |
XLIII | 108 |
XLIV | 111 |
XLV | 114 |
XLVI | 116 |
XLVII | 118 |
XLVIII | 119 |
XLIX | 122 |
L | 124 |
LI | 130 |
LII | 132 |
LIII | 134 |
LIV | 135 |
LXIII | 152 |
LXIV | 153 |
LXV | 155 |
LXVI | 157 |
LXVII | 159 |
LXVIII | 161 |
LXIX | 164 |
LXX | 167 |
LXXI | 169 |
LXXII | 172 |
LXXIII | 176 |
LXXIV | 177 |
LXXV | 180 |
LXXVI | 183 |
LXXVII | 185 |
LXXVIII | 187 |
LXXIX | 189 |
LXXX | 191 |
LXXXI | 192 |
LXXXII | 194 |
LXXXIII | 196 |
LXXXIV | 197 |
LXXXV | 199 |
LXXXVI | 200 |
LXXXVII | 201 |
LXXXVIII | 202 |
LXXXIX | 204 |
XC | 206 |
XCI | 208 |
XCII | 209 |
XCIII | 210 |
XCIV | 211 |
XCV | 212 |
XCVI | 214 |
XCVII | 216 |
XCVIII | 217 |
XCIX | 219 |
C | 221 |
CI | 223 |
CII | 226 |
CIII | 228 |
CIV | 238 |
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