All the Presidents' Pets: The Story of One Reporter Who Refused to Roll Over

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Crown Publishing Group, 2005 - Humor - 247 pages
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In this new edition ofAll the Presidents’ Petsyou’ll find:

• Presidents: 42
• Poops on White House rug: 1
• References to President Chester Alan Arthur’s hip muttonchops: 1
• Press corps reporters still wearing Ugg Boots: 2
• Scenes taking place in Wolf Blitzer’s Japanese garden: 2
• Cartoon beagles packing heat: 1
• References to the Sacred Feminine: 0
• References to the Sacred Animal: 12
• Near-death escapes by Fox News’ Alan Colmes: 3
• Vulgar LBJ animal expressions: 6
• Secrets of the universe from Stephen Hawking: 1
• Body count: 57 (plus one slug pumped into Dr. Phil’s backside)
• Fox News hotties: 8
• Appearances by evangelist Pat Robertson in a tank top: 1
• Sports practiced by Condi Rice each day before 5 a.m.: 3
• Plus . . . a long-awaited debunking of the Jimmy Carter killer rabbit story!

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Review: All the Presidents' Pets: The Story of One Reporter Who Refused to Roll Over

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I thought this was just going to be a silly book, but I actually really enjoyed it. It's a silly fictional plot, but it is filled with presidential history and inside-the-Beltway references (a bit ... Read full review

Review: All the Presidents' Pets: The Story of One Reporter Who Refused to Roll Over

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I wanted to love this book. I tried to just like it, even. But, it was completely unexpected and not in a good way. Boo, Mo. Read full review

Contents

WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING APRIL 1 2004
1
PROLOGUE
3
Strangeness on a Train
5
Some Background on How I Became Jim Traficants Bitch
11
Theres Something About Harry and All Our Other Presidents
19
Stepping in DhueDhue
26
The Karate Yid
33
Fast Times at White House High
37
Bird of a Nation
114
The Age of Jackass
120
First in War First in Peace First in the Field of Animal Husbandry
126
A Conspiracy So Great
132
The Dog of War
139
Book Clubbed
145
Vest in Show
152
Dick Morriss Feet
155

Vanity Fair and Balanced
59
The Lair Down There
65
How the Pupniks Saved Civilization
71
The Alien and Sedition Acts or How I Went to the Outback Steakhouse with Coulter Crowley Hannity and Colmes and Almost Lost My Mind
83
Federalist Smackdown
90
Thai Me Up Thai Me Down
100
The Fox and the Pussy
107
Helen Thomas Underneath It All
112
When Good Presidential Pets Go Bad
161
Eyes Wide Open
172
The Great Hallucinator?
175
The Compromise of Helen Thomas
184
The Chapter That Only Jerry Bruckheimer Could
202
The Next Generation
217
Copyright

About the author (2005)

Mo Rocca is a former correspondent for The Daily Show and appears frequently on NBC’s Today and Tonight Show, NPR’s Wait Wait . . . Don’t Tell Me, VH1, Larry King Live, and Animal Planet. He lives in New York City.

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