If You're Talking to Me, Your Career Must Be in Trouble: Movies, Mayhem and Malice

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Hyperion Press, Feb 8, 1995 - Performing Arts - 288 pages
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This self-proclaimed "mean-spirited turnip" has sent the denizens of Tinseltown reeling with such classics as "Sacred Cow" (about Barbra Streisand) and "The Dark Side of the Moon" (an avid appreciation of Melanie Griffith's endowments), not to mention "Mickey Rourke for a Day," in which our fearless author impersonates the well-known bad boy by smoking eighty-seven Marlboros within twenty-four hours and degrading women on the streets of New York.

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A true gut-buster... had me laughing so hard that tears were rolling down my eyes. Read full review

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Extrememly sarcastic, yet funny, critical account of movies adn actors. Read full review

Contents

BABY LOVE
13
MICKEY ROURKE FOR A DAY
14
BY THE TIME I GET TO PHOENIX YOULL
16
Copyright

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Joe Queenan was born November 3, 1950. The author of five previous books, Joe Queenan is a contributing editor at GQ and writes a column, "Good Fences," for The New York Times. He lives in Tarrytown, New York.

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