Born on a Rotten Day: Illuminating and Coping with the Dark Side of the Zodiac

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Simon and Schuster, Dec 1, 2009 - Body, Mind & Spirit - 208 pages
In this wickedly funny guide, professional astrologer Hazel Dixon-Cooper casts off sugar-coated astrology in favor of exploring the maladjusted side of the universe. If you want the inside scoop, the real deal, the lowdown on each sun sign, then look no further.

It's time to forget those traditional astrology books where Sagittarians are gregarious, Capricorns are ambitious, and Pisceans are dreamers. Instead, enter a world where Archers are loud-mouthed bores, Goats are pompous social climbers, and Fish are chronically helpless. Dixon-Cooper debunks the myths, reveals the flaws, and examines the dubious virtues of each sun sign. Discover how to use your own inner brat to outwit bullies, outmaneuver manipulators, and win those endless games that lovers play. Learn how to deal with those dysfunctional people you encounter every day, including how to:


  • contain a Ram's oversized ego
  • calm a raging Bull
  • keep a fickle Twin faithful


Irreverent, biting, and laugh-out-loud funny, Born on a Rotten Day exaggerates the bad, exorcises the good, and puts a new spin on the age-old question -- what's your sign?
 

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This was a very amusing look at this age old practice. In a lot of ways the things the author wrote were very true. I Actually enjoyed this book. It is very well written and has a way of just keeping you interested. Read full review

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Entertaining! Funny and written well. Read full review

Contents

Chapfer ITIALice in GDonderLand I
19
TAUruș April 20IIIy 20
20
Cancer Jone 21July 22 53
22
Virgo August 235epteober 22 81
23
Libra 5epteober 23October 22
97
școrpio October 23Doveober 21
113
Chapter lo 5Agiffarios Ooveober 22Deceober 21
129
Capricoro Deceober 22January 19
145
Aquarius January 20February 18
161
Pisces February 19IIIArch 20
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Hazel Dixon-Cooper has been a professional astrologer for more than twenty-five years. She is the author of the Rotten Day humorous astrology book series. She has written astrology articles and columns for a variety of newspapers and magazines, including Cosmopolitan magazine’s Bedside Astrologer column. She is a popular guest on a wide variety of international, national, and regional radio programs.

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