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... feel which is like a nylon bristle bottle brush being pulled through your backside . " Fhizzist " it goes and you're left with a stinging sensation and a rear that seems to have been brushed clean . THE FIZZY FART THE JERSEY FART This ...
... feel which is like a nylon bristle bottle brush being pulled through your backside . " Fhizzist " it goes and you're left with a stinging sensation and a rear that seems to have been brushed clean . THE FIZZY FART THE JERSEY FART This ...
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... feeling fart than a hearing fart . It's identified by something that feels like a " thing - a - ma - jig " which until that moment the farter never realized resided up his " you know where " . When the poor farter farts this fart , the ...
... feeling fart than a hearing fart . It's identified by something that feels like a " thing - a - ma - jig " which until that moment the farter never realized resided up his " you know where " . When the poor farter farts this fart , the ...
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... feel it inside but the moment is inappropriate to let it out . Then when a quiet opportunity arrives to allow it to ... feeling because you know the fart has to be lurking somewhere but you can't quite put your finger on where . THE ...
... feel it inside but the moment is inappropriate to let it out . Then when a quiet opportunity arrives to allow it to ... feeling because you know the fart has to be lurking somewhere but you can't quite put your finger on where . THE ...
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