Hell, Book & CrandellMy name is Crandell Aubert. I’m a vampire who wants to be left the hell alone. Until a woman named Honey sashays into my bookstore and brings her demon problems with her… Honey tucks flowers into her hair, wears polka-dotted dresses and cake-shaped high heels, and says things like “toodle-oo.” She’s pretty. Wait. I mean … um, pretty annoying. Ahem. I know from past experience that humans can’t be trusted. So why does my cold, undead heart warm every time I’m near this woman? Gramercy! I think she might be the key to unlocking my heretofore unknown romantic soul. That is, if we manage to defeat the pesky demon who wants to enslave her for all eternity... |
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