The Self-Destruction Handbook: 8 Simple Steps to an Unhealthier You

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Crown/Archetype, Dec 18, 2007 - Humor - 160 pages
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REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS

Let’s face it, there are thousands of books out there to help you avoid self-destructive behavior—but what fun is that? Welcome to the first book designed to help you not help yourself. Here you’ll find unsound advice on everything from engineering a revenge affair to picking the gateway drug that’s best for you.

Chapters include:

• 12 Steps to a Drinking “Problem”
• Condoms Are for Suckers
• How to Lose Way Too Much Weight in 90 Days
• And more!

As you travel down the road to self-destruction, let this hedonistic handbook be your guide. It may steer you wrong—in fact, it’s sure to do so—but when being wrong is this much fun, who wants to be right?


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Contents

INTRODUCTION
15
WHY SMOKING IS COOL
39
YOUR BRAIN ON mwcs
54
THE RULES FOR DYSFUNCTIONAL DATERS
73
Rules on everything fiom Internet personal to television
91
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About the author (2007)

ADAM WASSON is a Scotch-swilling, Marlboro-smoking, relationship-sabotaging MWM. He enjoys walks on the beach, sodomitical literature, and good food. He is looking for: a small but vehement cult following.

JESSICA STAMEN is an SWF with a kind heart, questionable morals, and a history of Oprah-esque weight fluctuation. She is looking for: a man.


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