If I Don't Six, Volume 6

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Doubleday, 1998 - Fiction - 259 pages
8 Reviews
"In his first novel, Reid tells the story of Elwood Riley, a six-foot-six, 275-pound blue-collar kid whose ticket out of Cleveland is a "full ride" football scholarship to the University of Michigan." "But Riley is cursed with intelligence and an awareness of the vicious inhumanity of the college football system. If Riley doesn't want to "six" - lose his scholarship or get maimed - he has to become a "fella," a pain-loving freak too nihilistic to care what he does to himself or others. And after Riley encounters the alluring, mysteriously damaged Kate, his dilemma becomes ever more painful." "Elwood Reid portrays emotionally stunted coaches who have mastered the art of humiliating and manipulating young men, groupies attracted to the fame but undone by the shocking cruelty of the players, and the athletes themselves, who grow addicted to violence, alcohol, and steroids, too caught up in the glory of playing for Big Blue to notice they are mere meat to the coaches and the university."--BOOK JACKET.Title Summary field provided by Blackwell North America, Inc. All Rights Reserved

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User Review  - Mike Bleed - Goodreads

The novel had some interesting aspects about major college football in it. The author was a player himself so it does have some veracity to it. The prose was ok, and the story bogged down a bit, but worth it if you like college football. Read full review

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User Review  - Malcolm Van Atta - Goodreads

I read this book over 10 years ago and I remember more about how how tragic it seemed rather than the story line. I would recomment it though. Read full review


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About the author (1998)

Elwood Reid, a former college football player, has been a carpenter, a bouncer, a cook, a bartender, and a writing instructor.  His acclaimed short story "What Salmon Know" will be part of a collection to be published by Doubleday in 1999.  He lives in upstate New York.

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