My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

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Bloomsbury Publishing, Sep 6, 2008 - Biography & Autobiography - 224 pages
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You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool.
Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men and lots of them. My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well-endowed little person, from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty. Encouraged by her motley collection of friends (aka: her partners in crime) but challenged by her family members (who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter), Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back, unafraid to share the gritty details. My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning.

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I love Chelsea's writing style. - Goodreads
A laugh out loud comedy that makes it a page turner. - Goodreads
This book was very enjoyable, funny, and easy to read. - Goodreads
Interesting stories, bad writing - Goodreads
And it has a happy ending! - Goodreads
There were laughable moments in every selection. - Goodreads

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User Review  - Bertha _ - Goodreads

This book is strangely addictive... so many adjective come to mind... raunchy, fun, dumb, informative, learn-from-other's-mistakes, quick read, etc etc etc. I know it doesn't make any sense. But it is actually an ok book. She seems to have had fun writing it that's for sure! Read full review

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User Review  - Danielle - Goodreads

I think Chelsea's show is funny, so I expected her writing to be as well. As others state, it is poorly written, her punch lines at the end of the chapters make absolutely no sense and are not funny ... Read full review

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About the author (2008)

Chelsea Handler was born in Livingston, New Jersey, and has toured the country doing stand-up. Now settled in Los Angeles, she can be seen at the Comedy Store and the Laugh Factory, and as one of the stars on Oxygen’s Girls Behaving Badly. Chelsea has guest-starred on programs such as Spy TV, My Wife and Kids, The Bernie Mac Show, and The Practice. Her stand-up will soon be televised on VH1’s Love Lounge, Comedy Central’s Premium Blend, and HBO’s broadcast of the Aspen Comedy Festival.

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