Muscle MemoryBilly Gillespie wakes up one morning to discover his junk is gone. In its place is his wife's junk. Billy is now Tina, and Tina is dead. That's because Billy's dead. His lifeless body is still in bed and empty beer bottles and a container of antifreeze litter the kitchen counter. Over the next 24 hours, Billy and an odd assortment of neighbors, all experiencing their own bouts of body switcheroo, try to figure out what happened and why. Can they do it before the Feds find Billy's body? Was it aliens that caused this, or God, or the government? And did Edgar Winter really sleep with his sheep? Pro football Hall of Famer Terry Bradshaw has those answers in a story that asks, What Would Kirk Cameron Do? |
Contents
Section 1 | 7 |
Section 2 | 32 |
Section 3 | 50 |
Section 4 | 59 |
Section 5 | 61 |
Section 6 | 62 |
Section 7 | 63 |
Section 8 | 64 |
Section 9 | 65 |
Section 10 | 66 |
Section 11 | 68 |
Section 12 | 69 |
Section 13 | 73 |
Section 14 | 75 |
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