Never Trust a Size Three"Tragedy hasn't dimmed writer Carole Achterhof's rich appreciation for life. Her columns about daily life reflect her sometimes humorous, always humane, view of the world...(Erma Bombeck & Achterhof) share a fascination with how people deal with everyday occurrences, & a preference for humor that tickles but never wounds." (Minneapolis Star Tribune). "Carole Achterhof's columns are refreshing, witty & pure delights to read." (Sioux Center News, Sioux Center, IA). "Achterhof has become a folk hero to our readers. Her gentle humor & pensive reflections give our papers a character all their own. From plumbers to pediatricians to pantyhose, nobody knows what to expect next, but they know it will be fun to read." (Spirit Lake Beacon, Spirit Lake, IA). "Carole Achterhof's writings combine hilarity & witty solutions to daily problems & situations that all of us encounter. She communicates easily with our small town, rural readers & her fans will enjoy the book." (West Lyon Herald, Inwood, IA). "Carole's wry sense of humor & offbeat observations have been a big hit with our readers." (Rock County Star Herald, Luverne, MN). |
Contents
Never Trust a Size Three | 5 |
Dressed to Kill | 19 |
The Rummage Sale | 33 |
Copyright | |
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