The Rubber Chicken Book: A Fine Collection of Bad Skits, Goofball Stunts, Front Yard Acrobatics and Really Dumb JokesKlutz Press The story of this book begins with a nine-year-old who taught the authors how to poke their fingers through their heads, and how to support a pea on a column of air. Bit-by-bit the authors' file--"Knowledge Vital"--grew, until it became this very book. Packaged with the 66-page book are a squeaker and three rubber eggs. |
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