Asiatic Journal, Volume 11

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Parbury, Allen, and Company, 1821 - Asia
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Hello Ladies, Please Take A Few Minutes And Enjoy My True Stories About The Wonderful World Of Key Lime Pies As Well As The Magic Of The Most Beautiful And Gorgeous...“Mrs. Anita Pelaez”... Wife Extraordinaire And The Beauty Queen... Of The Key Lime Pie World....“Oh”, What An Honor That Must Be....
Elwood Blues Here,
“AAHHH”, Yes, May Each One Of You Enjoy Your Very Own Key Lime Pie Baked by The Lovely And The Most Gracious,…"Mrs. Anita Pelaez" and Her Handsome And Dashing Husband ….The World Famous
Deep Sea Underwater Diver And Treasure Explorer And Hunter
Extraordinaire "Captain Kutchie Pelaez"...Who Many Have Called The Most Interesting Man In The World, Others Even Have Called Him The Modern Day "Hemingway"...A Real Character Thats For Damn Sure!...Together The Proud Owners Of Asheville’s Own ..."Anita And Kutchie Pelaez’s Key Lime Pie Factory And GRILL, Conveniently Located Near The Biltmore House And Estate In That Beautiful City. That's Known As Heaven On Earth Whenever "Mrs. Anita Pelaez" Is Anywhere Near... “AAHHH",.. The Magic Of Anita Pelaez And Her
KEY LIME Pies... Voted The Country’s Favorite Key Lime Pies For The Past 38 Consecutive Years!
…..That Babe Can Bake Me A Pie Anytime She Wants Too.
And For You Guys, Listen Up Here!
Turn You’re Ladies On In Extra High Heat Mode "Easily", Just By Seducing Her With “Anita Pelaez’s”... Ultra-Sexy Key Lime Pies!..You Know The Pies That
Her And Her Famous Husband Captain Kutchie Have Been Baking The For Last 40-Years Over At Their Key Lime Pie Factory Near the Biltmore House and Estate In NC.,..Yeah, That’s The Ones, You Dirty Minds! (Shame On You.)
Anita’s World Famous Key Lime Pies Will Light Her Candle And Make
Her Hard To Handle. Guaranteed That She Will Get A-Hold Of You’re Handle Too….Your Boy Elwood Here Says,….”AAHHH”, The Magic Of "Mrs. Anita Pelaez"..And Her Key Lime Pies!
“Yeah”, You’ll Be “AAHHH-ING” Too!…So Put Your Faith In Anita’s Magical Key Lime Pies.
In Other Words... "Keep The Faith Baby".
Part-Two
Is
what they are all saying true about how eating those World Famous Key
Lime Pies Baked In The Carolina Mountains By The Former Miss Florida USA And High Fashion And Swimsuit Model …”Mrs. Anita Pelaez”, ….Surely Everyone Has Heard Or Read By Now That Consuming Her Wonderful Key Lime Pies Has The Ability To Cause The Male Penis Length To Increase 50% Or More. And The Girth Of The Erect Male Penis To Increase To Six-Inches AROUND!….”WOW”, And Add To The Fact That Her Pies Have Been Known To Make Males Multiorgasmic / That's One Orgasm One After Another With Little Or No Reflationary Period In Between Ejaculations Is Nothing Short Of Awesome!. Why, It’s A Miracle If You Ask Me.. "HELL" It's A Miracle If You Don't Ask Me!..Anyway, You Can Count Me In On That,… That’s For Damn Sure!,…."Mrs. Anita Pelaez" Is Surely "The Undisputed Queen Of Key Lime Pies".. That’s For Sure……
Yes, There Was A Time For Decadent Key Lime Pies. Pies made And
Baked With Love And Caring With The Original Family Recipe Just Like Grand-Ma And Grand-Pa Baked Back In The 1920'S In Old Key West... And Do You Know What?....That Time Is Now Or Perhaps Next Week-End Or Whenever The Magical Mood Hits You, Just Simplie Click Your Heels Together And Find Your Rainbow At…..”Anita and Kutchie Pelaez's" Key Lime Pie Factory And Grille’, Conveniently
Located In Asheville, NC., Near The Biltmore House And Estate….
Yes The First Lady Of Key Lime Pies,..”Mrs. Anita Pelaez” Named Her Latest Book..“For You’re Pies Only”...And Indeed They Surely Are.
…Count Us In Darling, Sweetheart, Please Wrap-Us Up A Dozen Pies
To-Go!…We’re Gettin The Band Back Together……………..
Thanks,….Elwood.
I Know That Your Not Going To Believe This When You First Read It.
Don’t Worry, I Didn’t Believe It Either At First
 

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Page 22 - And it shall be upon Aaron to minister : and his sound shall be heard when he goeth in unto the holy place before the Lord, and when he cometh out, that he die not.
Page 154 - who gave me this information, has repeatedly seen these animals, and eaten the flesh of them. They go together in herds, like our wild buffaloes, and are very frequently to be met with on the borders of the great desert, about a month's journey from Lassa, in that part of the country inhabited by the wandering Tartars.
Page 393 - Blessed are the dead who die in the Lord. They rest from their labours, and their works do follow them.
Page 579 - ... across the brow of the hills and the bend of the valleys ; already are the avenues which cross each other at every step in this domain of death so lengthened, that the weary stranger, from whatever point he comes, still finds before him many a dreary mile of road between marshalled tombs and mournful cypresses ere he reaches his journey's seemingly receding end ; and yet every year does this common patrimony of all the heirs to decay still exhibit a rapidly increasing size, a fresh and wider...
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Page 584 - The great increased consumption cannot he sufficiently accounted for by the demand of European residents, the number -of whom does not materially vary ; and it appears to have been much the greatest in articles calculated for the general use of the natives. That of the cotton manufactures of this country alone, is stated since the first opening of the trade, to have been augmented from four to five fold.
Page 366 - ... injured by violence. On the right side of this great hall, entering into the temple, are two doors, at a short distance from each other, which lead into two long separate rooms, the first thirty-eight feet ten inches in length, and eleven feet five inches wide; the other forty-eight feet seven inches, by thirteen feet three.
Page 579 - From afar a chilling sensation informs the traveller that he approaches their dark and dismal precincts ; and ať he enters them an icy blast, rising from their inmost bosom, rushes forth to meet his breath, suddenly strikes his chest, and seems to oppose his progress. His very horse snuffs up the deadly effluvia with signs of manifest terror, and, exhaling a cold and clammy sweat, advances reluctantly over a hollow ground, which shakes as he treads it, and loudly re-echoes his slow and fearful step.
Page 586 - India charter, exclusive of the ports of the Chinese empire. The Committee cannot conceal from themselves, that in the present state of the law, no material benefit or facility to free trade in this quarter of the globe can be obtained, without infringing in a greater or less degree upon the privileges vested in the East India Company, until the year 1834, when their present Charter expires; and that their consent may be required to any measures which may be submitted for that purpose to the consideration...
Page 583 - ... descriptions of commerce in these regions are now subjected by law ; that to the territorial possessions of the Company being carried on by licence only from the Company ; that to other parts of Southern Asia, (China excepted, ) and to the islands of the Indian ocean, by licence from the Board of Control ; that to China being entirely prohibited to all British vessels but those in the actual employment of the East India Company; and the whole trade confined to ships of a certain fixed amount...

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