Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story

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Simon and Schuster, Dec 15, 2009 - Fiction - 304 pages
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Jody never asked to become a vampire. But when she wakes up under an alley Dumpster with a badly burned arm, an aching back, superhuman strength, and a distinctly Nosferatuan thirst, she realizes the decision has been made for her.

Making the transition from the nine-to-five grind to an eternity of nocturnal prowlings is going to take some doing, however, and that's where C. Thomas Flood fits in. A would-be Kerouac from Incontinence, Indiana, Tommy (to his friends) is biding his time night-clerking and frozen-turkey bowling in a San Francisco Safeway. But all that changes when a beautiful undead redhead walks through the door...and proceeds to rock Tommy's life -- and afterlife -- in ways he never thought possible.

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User Review  - ChelleBearss - LibraryThing

I have enjoyed a few of Moore's books so far but I didn't find this one quite as funny or entertaining as some of the others. I will continue with the series, but I won't be rushing to grab the second. Read full review

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User Review  - reenum - LibraryThing

I read You Suck before this book, so it cleared up a few ambiguities for me. Moore's usual brand of making dark topics light hearted is in full effect. A rollicking read. Read full review

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About the author (2009)

Christopher Moore is the bestselling author of You Suck, A Dirty Job, The Stupidest Angel, Fluke, Lamb, The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove, Island of the Sequined Love Nun, Bloodsucking Fiends, and Practical Demonkeeping. Visit the
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