Who Moved My Soap?: The CEO's Guide to Surviving Prison: The Bernie Madoff Edition

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Simon and Schuster, Aug 25, 2009 - Humor - 96 pages
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Attention, CEOs:

Finally, a book you don't have to cook!

If you're a CEO who's just been caught, this is the book you won't want to be caught without. Who Moved My Soap? The CEO's Guide to Surviving in Prison is loaded with helpful tips, including:

• How to go from "bitch" to "boss" in one week or less

• The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Prisoners

• Complete prison-slang/corporate-speak glossary

• Prison cell feng shui

• How to avoid getting back-stabbed -- literally

• The Zagat guide to fine prison dining
 

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In 2002 the book "Who Moved My Cheese" became a national bestseller. It had CEOs everywhere praising literature. It had my dad giving me an enthusiastic book review during the drive home. It had ... Read full review

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A humorous short read! I couldn't help but think of B. Madoff as I was reading this... Read full review

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Contents

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III
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IV
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V
31
VI
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VII
46
VIII
60
IX
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X
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XI
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About the author (2009)

Andy Borowitz is a comedian and satirist whose work appears in The New Yorker and at his award-winning website, BorowitzReport.com. He was the first-ever winner of the National Press Club’s award for humor.

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