The Bed and Breakfast Star
Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots! I'm Elsa and that's one of my jokes (I tell lots of jokes and I'm going to be a big star one day.) I do my best to cheer my family up but no one seems to laugh much any more. Not since we lost our lovely house and had to move into a bed and breakfast hotel.
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