The Wit and Wisdom of Discworld

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Harper Collins, Jan 3, 2012 - Fiction - 384 pages
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For more than two decades, Terry Pratchett has been regaling readers with tales of Discworld—a flat world balanced on the backs of four elephants, which are standing on the back of a giant turtle, flying through space. It is a world populated by ineffectual wizards and sharp-as-tacks witches, by tired policemen and devious dictators, by reformed thieves and vampires who have sworn to drink no blood. It is a world that is vastly different from our own . . . except when it isn't.

Now, in The Wit and Wisdom of Discworld, various nuggets of Pratchett's witty commentary and sagacious observations have been compiled by Pratchett expert Stephen Briggs, a man who, they say, knows even more about Discworld than Terry Pratchett.

Within these pages, you'll find musings on:

  • Interior decorating: "It's a fact known throughout the universes that no matter how carefully the colors are chosen, institutional decor ends up as either vomit green, unmentionable brown, nicotine yellow, or surgical appliance pink. By some little-understood process of sympathetic resonance, corridors painted in those colors always smell slightly of boiled cabbage—even if no cabbage is ever cooked in the vicinity." (Equal Rites)
  • Travel: "Any seasoned traveler soon learns to avoid anything wished on them as a 'regional speciality,' because all the term means is that the dish is so unpleasant the people living everywhere else will bite off their own legs rather than eat it. But hosts still press it upon distant guests anyway: 'Go on, have the dog's head stuffed with macerated cabbage and pork noses—it's a regional speciality.'" (The Last Continent)
  • Young men: "And then there was the young male walk. At least women swung only their hips. Young men swung everything, from the shoulders down. You have to try to occupy a lot of space. It makes you look bigger, like a tomcat fluffing his tail. The boys tried to walk big in self-defense against all those other big boys out there. I'm bad, I'm fierce, I'm cool, I'd like a pint of shandy and me mam wants me home by nine." (Monstrous Regiment)
  • Class: "'Old money' meant that it had been made so long ago that the black deeds that had originally filled the coffers were now historically irrelevant. Funny, that; a brigand for a father was something you kept quiet about, but a slave-taking pirate for a great-great-great-grandfather was something to boast of over the port. Time turned the evil bastards into rogues, and rogue was a word with a twinkle in its eye and nothing to be ashamed of." (Making Money)

. . . and more! Culled from all the Discworld novels, The Wit and Wisdom of Discworld confirms Pratchett's place in the pantheon of great satirists and proves why the Chicago Tribune has praised his Discworld as "entertaining and gloriously funny . . . an accomplishment nothing short of magical."

 

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User Review  - Selune - LibraryThing

A pretty good collection of snippets from Terry Pratchett's books. Most of them give you quite a giggle if you've read the book they are from. If not, you might find them a bit confusing out of ... Read full review

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User Review  - discworldfan - Borders

Looking for that perfect quote or thought to put in someones birthday card? Can't remember which DW book you saw it in - but you know it would be perfect? Just want to laugh out loud at your favorite ... Read full review

Contents

THE LIGHT FANTASTIC
11
EQUAL RITES
21
SOURCERY
41
WYRD SISTERS
51
GUARDS GUARDS
69
MOVING PICTURES
89
REAPER MAN
101
WITCHES ABROAD
113
CARPE JUGULUM
223
THE FIFTH ELEPHANT
235
THE TRUTH
241
THIEF OF TIME
249
THE LAST HERO
261
NIGHT WATCH
271
THE WEE FREE MEN
291
MONSTROUS REGIMENT
301

SMALL GODS
125
LORDS AND LADIES
131
MEN AT ARMS
141
SOUL MUSIC
151
INTERESTING TIMES
161
FEET OF CLAY
183
THE LAST CONTINENT
215
A HAT FULL OF SKY
307
GOING POSTAL
317
WINTERSMITH
335
MAKING MONEY
343
INDEX
350
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Sir Terry Pratchett, OBE, was the author of more than 70 books, including the internationally bestselling Discworld series of novels. His books have been adapted for stage and screen, and he was the winner of multiple prizes, including the Carnegie Medal. In January 2009, Pratchett was knighted by Queen Elizabeth II in recognition of his services to literature. Sir Terry, who lived in England, died in March 2015 at the age of 66.

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