Vampire a Go-Go: A NovelHORROR AT ITS SIDE-SPLITTING BEST! Victor Gischler is a master of the class-act literary spoof, and his work has drawn comparison to that of Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, and Thomas Pynchon. Now, Gischler turns his attention to werewolves, alchemists, ghosts, witches, and gun-toting Jesuit priests in Vampire a Go-Go, a hilarious romp of spooky, Gothic entertainment. Narrated by a ghost whose spirit is chained to a mysterious castle in Prague, Gischler's latest is full of twists and surprises that will have readers screaming -- and laughing -- for more. |
Contents
XXXV | 169 |
XXXVI | 170 |
XXXVII | 176 |
XXXVIII | 180 |
XXXIX | 185 |
XL | 187 |
XLI | 196 |
XLII | 204 |
IX | 41 |
X | 43 |
XI | 48 |
XII | 51 |
XIII | 57 |
XIV | 63 |
XV | 65 |
XVI | 67 |
XVII | 77 |
XVIII | 80 |
XIX | 91 |
XX | 93 |
XXI | 95 |
XXII | 104 |
XXIII | 115 |
XXIV | 120 |
XXV | 125 |
XXVI | 127 |
XXVII | 130 |
XXVIII | 135 |
XXIX | 141 |
XXX | 148 |
XXXI | 149 |
XXXII | 151 |
XXXIII | 156 |
XXXIV | 164 |
XLIII | 208 |
XLIV | 213 |
XLV | 215 |
XLVI | 221 |
XLVII | 224 |
XLVIII | 229 |
XLIX | 236 |
L | 245 |
LI | 247 |
LII | 257 |
LIII | 259 |
LIV | 267 |
LV | 270 |
LVI | 280 |
LVII | 283 |
LVIII | 289 |
LIX | 294 |
LX | 304 |
LXI | 309 |
LXII | 314 |
LXIII | 319 |
LXIV | 323 |
LXV | 327 |
LXVI | 333 |
LXVII | 336 |
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